The celebration in the HoH continues, "I hope my boyfriend is watching." Natalie says.  Meanwhile in the pool room, Jordan goes on about how useless she feels. 

This is the end of Michele.   Kevin will take himself off the block,  Jordan goes up.  Kevin will cast the only vote that will evict Michele.  The final three will be Kevin, Natalie and Jordan.  Kevin and Natalie are banking on Jordan losing, to make them final two. 

2:50PM BBT: Natalie and Kevin joyfully chatting in HoH room.  Kevin saying how she (Michele?) will have to come to him and beg because Kevin tried to offer her a deal before the competition and she just ignored him.  Kevin is very excited he won,  as he truly thought he was going home.  Kevin says he fell to the ground crying when he won,  and how Michele cried when she lost.  Natalie: "She's going to be all over you.  Do you want me to cock-block for you?"

Natalie says it's good times and they should go downstairs.  Kevin agrees and says he doesn't want to rub it in their faces though. Natalie says she had a plan, if Kevin won, she was going to grab two mics (I think she meant glasses/cups) and do a cheers, final two with him.  Natalie complains that BB should have shown her the competition on her HoH screen so she could have seen who won.

Kevin is starring at the memory wall, and Natalie joins him.  She X's out Michele's picture, saying she did the same thing last week to Jeff's picture.

Sounds like either Michele or Jordan are in the shower.  Natalie sneaks near the bathroom to catch a glimpse of who it is. (Think it's Michele).  Kevin used the bathroom and is now joining Natalie in the red room.

2:55PM BBT: They continue scheming about still playing Michele.  Natalie says she would have won that veto competition (just like all those HoH and veto competitions she claimed she'd win... )

Natalie says they need to come up with speeches tomorrow for the veto ceremony on Monday (it's actually on Tuesday)

Natalie gives Kevin advice, telling him not to commit to anything Michele offers, like she did with Jeff.  She strung Jeff along all week, saying it was a good proposition,  but in the end, didn't take it, so he couldn't say she went back on her word.  Kevin talks about how Michele wouldn't make a deal with him before the competition.

3:05PM BBT:  Natalie says that Jessie is going to be destroyed that she's engaged, "No dude,  you don't know how much he was into me.  And I left him a goodbye message saying that he could never have me,  and now I'm engaged,  I'm afraid he's going to take it bad."  Kevin tells her that guys won't admit that they were jealous,  and just to prove it, he vote for her.

Natalie is playing cards on the red room bed while talking to Kevin. Natalie whispering to Kevin about Michele: "I just want to say 'Now you know how it feels to go home.'  She's down there crying.."    They say that Michele has screwed both of them.  Natalie brings up the green room lie and Ronnie and Chima (blaming Michele for all of them..)

Kevin says 'Bitch, you're going' and smiles. Natalie says if Michele made it to final two with either of them, she'd win and Kevin agrees.

Kevin starts talking about the final HoH competitions and Natalie says something about how that's never, ever happened in BB. Kevin says she's only been watching since BB8 and Natalie retracts, saying it hasn't happened since then. Kevin says he can't believe he fast forwarded through all the competitions (on the tapes they were given during sequester) and FotH.

Natalie says she's happy winning second place, as she won't be in debt. She mentions they didn't sell their souls to the devil and Kevin says how he could have, by making a deal with Russell.

3:15PM BBT:  Jordan walks up on Kevin and Natalie is the red room.  Kevin:  "Where were you?"  Jordan: "the DR."  Kevin:  "I didn't even hear them call you."  Jordan:  they didn't.  I went in to talk to them because I felt so bad about how I did."   

3:30PM BBT:  Natalie tells Kevin, even though she nominated him, she's glad he won and is staying.  She says she wants Michele out and everyone knows how she feels about her. She repeats that Michele is the devil.

Jordan asks Kevin if he'll tell her if she's staying or not before the eviction ceremony. He says yes.

Natalie tells Kevin she respected his wish when he was HoH, so she expects him to honor her.  She says if he doesn't evict Michele,  Kevin's a dummy, as Michele will win next week and Kevin will lose $500,000.

Kevin leaves to use the bathroom.  Natalie tries to get Jordan to go upstairs with her, but Jordan says she's find where she's at. Natalie then says she's comfy there, too.  Natalie tells Jordan Michele will start to throw her under the bus and Jordan wants to know if Kevin has talked about her and Natalie says no,  Kevin just said he's saving himself.  Natalie tells Jordan to not be seen with Michele, as to make others think something. (WTH, they all know Michele is leaving.. why isolate her?)

Natalie says if Jordan and Michele are seen alone together,  people might think they're scheming,  and Michele may go to Natalie and Kevin and lie about what Jordan is saying. Natalie keeps repeating that Michele is going to get down and dirty,  lying and calling Jordan out.  Jordan is surprised Natalie thinks this and says Michele should have kept Russell. Natalie says Michele's vote didn't matter,  Russell would have still left.

4:46PM BBT: Kevin in shower, Michele in bed in pool room and Jordan eating at counter.  Only sound is the shower and Jordan's fork against the bowl.

Michele and Kevin look lost in the big kitchen area.

4:51PM BBT: LD is over they can go outside now.

5:15PM BBT:  Michele:  "I can't get a bead on you and Natalie, are you like a team,  because I can't really tell what's going on--- there's so much song and dance..  Were you trying to throw everyone off?."  Kevin:  "Does it really matter anymore?  When it was five against four,  we were forced together for our own survival.  But i do like Natalie,  I do like hanging out with her."

Michele starts her pitching:   Michele tells Kevin that Natalie told her and Jordan to vote Kevin out of the house. Kevin says it's OK because he would want to get her out, he had a final four deal with Natalie, and now it's over.
  Michele says "I know you have never trusted me, but I have never wanted Natalie here, and if you take Natalie to final two you know she'd win."  Kevin says there's five days and a lot of time to think about this.  Michele says she won't take it personally if Kevin votes her out  Kevin:  "Hmmm, I didn't come in here to win second place."  Michele tells him that if it was him in her in the final two,  Natalie would be an extra vote for him.  Michele says she made her pitch,  and she's not going to follow him around all week trying to convince him, he can just think about it. 

5:35PM BBT:  We Have trust Issues:  Natalie comes out to find out what they're talking about.  Kevin says something about the cameras, and Natalie says, "Well, then you must of been talking about something big."  Michele engages in a few minutes of chit-chat before going inside. 

The minute she leaves Natalie starts grilling Kevin.  Jordan told Natalie that Kevin said he wanted Nat out.  Kevin admits that he said it and reminds Natalie that he told her he said it.   Kevin:  "I'm voting to evict Michele,  I not going to screw you.  I think we have  some trust issues here.  There were times where could have screwed you, and I never did."  Natalie:  "Oh for sure.  and there were times I coulda screwed you, but I remained loyal."  Kevin:  "You're letting these people get into your head,  and we're  supposed to be getting in theirs." 

5:50PM BBT:  Michele and Jordan in kitchen,  Michele is squashing ants.  Natalie and Kevin are in the BY patting themselves on the back and bashing Michele.  Natalie says she and Kevin are a team.

Michele tells Jordan she's surprised she's not crying.  Jordan says she's bad luck on the block, she thought about what if she went up on the block with Michele,  then said, that wouldn't happen.  Jordan says if she goes,  she better not see Michele come in next.  She wants to see her win.

Jordan and Michele are discussing how the jury members might vote.  Natalie and Kevin still rehashing all of Michele's plays,  and twisting their memories to suit themselves, convincing themselves that she's the devil they seem to believe her to be.  Natalie says that Michele had a hand in everyone in the jury house being there, she wants to have a hand in sending Michele there.

Natalie says when she replaces Kevin's nomination,  she's gonna tell Jordan that Michele is her target.  She'll go on about what a dirty person Michele is, same ole, same ole

Kevin says he's going to say there's only one queen bitch in that house, and he's it.  Said he's gonna say this to Natalie when he takes himself off, and a few other mean things. They're trying to keep Jordan from knowing they're a team [they really do think she's stupid, don't they? -tekylady]

Natalie goes on about how loyal, honest, and absolutely wonderful she's been [gags me -tekylady]

Michele and Jordan discussing votes and jury house.  Jordan:  'If I go to the jury house,  it won't be that long will it.  Like a week and a half?"  Michele is explaining how going to jury house works and final HoH works.

Michele and Jordan now talking about nails.  Jordan likes the nail polish Natalie got in her HoH basket.  Michele saying she wants to hook up with Jordan when they get out.  She wants them to at least go to a dance together.

Michele and Jordan cooking pizza.  Kevin says he will threaten Jordan not to tell Michele he's voting for her to go home.  He wants her to sweat it

6:05PM BBT: Natalie says for Kevin to tell Jordan to distance herself from Michele. going over previous conversation she had with Jordan.

6:11PM BBT: Natalie just asked Kevin if he was coming to her wedding.  He says yes, if you'll have me.  She's now discussing her wedding plans.  Jordan eating pizza, Michele is  still battling ants

6:17PM BBT: Michele scheming outside,  singing inside she and Jordan were talking about karaoke. Michele says she sings karaoke.  Natalie and Kevin still counting all the "Bad" things Michele has done in the house.  "She voted for Jeff to stay just added to growing list."

7:00PM BBT:  They're sitting at HT talking about past seasons. Natalie:  "Ronnie says it changed in season 6 with the Golden Power of Veto. Players used to be able to choose who they wanted to play before season 6."  Ronnie said before season 5 there was no PoV.  If you got put up, you stayed up.  Now talking about millions of people watch the show. Kevin saying in his blogs he mentions that you often forget you're in BB with cameras watching you.

7:20PM BBT: Jordan, Natalie and Kevin in BY, all have feet in Jacuzzi. Talking about BB10 with long awkward silences in between some conversation.
Michele in Kitchen, seems to be prepping, cooking dinner. 

Natalie says that her boyfriend told her that his cousin is having a wedding in Boston on the 18th and she hopes she is able to go.  Kevin said that Jessie told them that after the season ends, then it's over.  Natalie is saying that but who ever makes final two would have to do a lot of interviews and stuff. Then brief FotH.
Jordan left the pool area and there is silence.
Kevin: "How did Adam (BB9) win."
Natalie:  "Because he was a nice, lovable guy."

7:51PM BBT: Natalie telling Kevin that is was God’s will he is here.  Kevin tells her it's not.  He has been trying for 9 years to get on here, and when he was a Jehovah Witness,  God didn’t get him on.  Kevin tell Natalie is God’s will for her that he won.  Kevin tells Natalie she helped him with the calendar.  Kevin tells Natalie they need to be humble not mean to Michele.  Kevin talking about competition questions, and one question was who did not play in a veto? Braden? Michele called to DR.  Kevin stating the competition was like the pyramid in a prior BB.

7:55PM BBT: Kevin talking the endurance will be elaborate.  Natalie is talking about not winning the endurance,  possibly throwing it. Kevin is agreeing.  He thinks the questions will be better for her to win.  Natalie says she is stronger on the knowledge part vs the endurance.  She is saying Jordan told her she will win the endurance.  They are talking about her weight being an advantage in competitions.  Kevin stating that is true.  Weight is an advantage.  Natalie tells Kevin they already decided.  She is going to let Kevin win the first one.  Once Jordan falls she will fall,  letting Kevin win.  (Natalie thinks her and Kevin will win both competitions).  Kevin is afraid to mess around with Jordan, because she is on it. Natalie says if somehow Jordan wins,  Kevin better win and take her.

8:03PM BBT: All 4 feeds on Kevin and Natalie.  Natalie is saying she cannot wait to do her DR session.  Talking about how Jordan is being very quiet.  Natalie tells Kevin that Jordan is embarrassed.  Natalie is laughing that she is embarrassed now,  with 10 days left.  Kevin wants to know why she would be embarrassed.  Natalie is telling Kevin that a few days ago Jordan was asking if Vegas is an hour away.  Natalie is telling her it is 5-6 hours away and it's in another state.  Natalie says it would have been great to see them doing the veto competition.  She said she would have been laughing at Jordan.  Kevin can’t wait to see it and see Michele screw up.  Kevin made it look like he was way behind, because Michele went to fast.

8:09PM BBT: Kevin talking about competition again and telling Natalie how he had to look at it at the right perspective.  Natalie is saying the time it took Michele to press the button, she could have been taking that time to figure it out.  Kevin and Natalie talking about Michele again and how she made mistakes.  Natalie says who cares.  Kevin says he wants to know if she is a genius or not.  Kevin says we need to make sure they play against each other in the final 2.  Natalie says no luck;  the first part will be will power.  Kevin says he will just sit there and endure the pain.  They are talking about last years competition and Natalie says the same as season 5 with Diane and Cowboy.  Kevin says they should not think they have this is the bag.  Natalie says I know.  They think BB will make one competition for Jordan.  Natalie talking about the extra stuff they got.  Kevin said he got a great memory.

8:11PM BBT: "We'll be right back" on all feeds.

8:20PM BBT: Natalie saying they need to do the fashion show because she is tired.  Kevin telling Natalie that he does not want to tell J that she is staying.  He wants her to sweat it out. Kevin saying it will mess with her head and she won’t be ready for the competition.  Kevin keeps telling Natalie we cannot be comfortable.  Natalie going to HoH to get her corn! Kevin in red room.  Jordan is sleeping in pool room.  Michele must still be in DR.

8:40PM BBT:  Kevin: "I've decided I just want to do a normal PoV meeting,  I'm not going to do a crazy one."  Natalie:  "Why?"  Kevin:  "There's just no point.  I mean their lives hang in the balance,  do I want to make a mockery of it?  When you did yours I was in on it, and there was a purpose.  But there's no purpose here-- unless you can think of a strategic reason why I should."  You could tell Natalie really wanted to inflict some more pain on them,  but she couldn't come up with a reason.

8:45PM BBT:  Dinner.  They made corn, steamed broccoli and garlic bread and grilled steaks.  if this report sounds dull you're right. There's really nothing going on,  and there isn't much more that could happen today. 

Michele did the dishes [like that'll help]  while Michele played solitaire.  I wonder if Jason knows he's going to end up with dishpan hands.

9:35PM BBT: Natalie and Kevin playing pool,  Michele on couches playing solitaire.  Kevin. asks Natalie if she is still bugged out about being engaged, she says, of course.  Then Natalie talking about how none of her friends watch the live feeds so they won't find out until Tuesday.

9:40PM BBT: BB calls Jordan to DR and Natalie says, "Finally, they are waking her up for us!"

9:42PM BBT: Looks like Jordan is still in bed.  Natalie just asked Michele if she was drinking beer.  Michele said, " Yeah, it's weird to drink alone."

 

9:56PM BBT: Kevin is downing wine. Says he's "the hostess with the mostess" referring to the fashion show they are about to put. Jordan called to DR. They all say that every time they get close to having it someone gets called to DR.

Natalie, Michele and Kevin preparing for the show.  Kevin showing the ladies how to do the catwalk complete with shoulder pops and bang, bang, bang sound effects.  Kevin wants them to say he went from fabulous to fabulous. Natalie wants to say,  "He went from too colorful, too brightful, too, too much to straight boy."  Kevin says he's getting a 'make under' as opposed to a make over because he's gone from glamorously gay to ... well. He's going to walk like he's straight.  Natalie is going to say he went from girly to manly.

10:10PM BBT: Natalie is trying to get Kevin ready for the fashion show and does not like ANYTHING he puts together. She wants to say that now he is manly and he doesn't seem to be taking to it very well. She is telling him EXACTLY what to do, say, and wear!

10:21PM BBT: Michele has on a cute outfit with sunglasses. Jordan has on a pink blouse, dressy shorts and eye glasses. Kevin says "whoa sexy Dental hygienist Jordan" Now Kevin says he needs one of them to have a super girly look - super femme. Natalie says she has lip gloss.

Natalie is wearing her white hairband, white shorts and a black spaghetti strap top.   The girly look. Jordan put her hair up in a bun as well as the glasses. Michele is wearing a grey print satiny top (spaghetti sleeves) and black Capri.  Kevin is wearing dark, yet faded, blue jeans, a blue shirt and had a black shirt over it.  Very subdued for Kevin.   Michele asked Kevin if he was having a fashion orgasm.  He said the girls were gorgeous.  Apparently Jordan usually wears her thigh high black boots with those shorts when she goes out clubbing.  Natalie complains that the other girls are wearing heels.  Jordan volunteers her heels to Natalie who immediately says they won't fit her.

Everyone agreeing that the judges give positive feedback only.

10:23PM BBT:  The Fashion Show begins...
Ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the BB Fashion show? (Kevin hosting for the girls, Natalie does Kevin's)

Natalie aka Scrappy Do - She went from Scrappy don't to Scrappy do.  She went from boring and busted to girly and gorgeous. Her hair was like a rats nest before and it is now straight fine fabulousness. Michele gives her an 8 for her luxurious mane. Jordan gives a 10 for getting rid of the boy shorts and is wearing a fitting top showing off her white shorts. Kevin says and why are we wearing white shorts? Because she can now put in a tampon!!!! Total score of 18

Michele aka Dr Delicious she went from geek to Rocker Chic she's wearing rocker tights with a rocker top.  Jordan gives a 10 for the 25 pound loss, her straightened hair and her awesome new booty. Natalie gives her a 10 for the weight loss she went from freak to gorgeous. Kevin having her work it out and drop it down. She gets snagged up on the runway and they laugh at her clumsiness.

Jordan aka Gucci she went from Homecoming hot mess to pretty in pink.  Those new boobs have a new home in that top.  This future dental hygienists will be giving some pleasure giving oral exams! She has got some fine junk in the trunk. Michele gives a PhD in hot for going from hot mess to a geek. Natalie says 10 for going from innocent southern belle to naughty school girl teacher. Kevin says she's so hot he's going to cross over just for her.

Kevin aka Kevin-town. He went from girly to manly looking good Kevin he is looking straightalicious. He is giving the runway show of the night. Jordan gave a 10.5 cause he is smoking Jordan would give it to him if he wasn't gay. Michele gives him a 10 because she follows the rules and is stingy with the points and she'd take him home tonight. Natalie repeats the manly comments. Kevin is not impressed with her repeated referrals to straight and manly.

Wardrobe change. They really are having fun with this.

10:37PM BBT: Jordan wearing a barely there jean skirt and an orangey peach relaxed top.  Natalie wearing a jean shirt and a purple shirt with white sleeves underneath (a little like a dressy hoodie),  Michele wearing something white but covered it up Kevin wearing black pants, a black and grey checked shirt, a grey vest and a white tie.  Kevin switches his pants to bright blue to Natalie's disappointment.  Michele is wearing the sexy green and white dress she won in the luxury competition.  Jordan put a hat on (she looks ready for the beach) and Natalie's black bra is showing.

Deciding on comments again Natalie AGAIN throws out a 'straight boy' comment. Kevin bites his lip and says yeah okay

Jordan intros Kevin:  Kevin-Town he went from bright colors to preppy boy.  Kevin asking if they need help with their homework because he's a college prep.  Pretends to have dropped something on the floor and gives them a butt view.  Jordan calls him Kevin-O.  Natalie asks him if he'll go steady with her. he says oh no.  Michele says as much as she likes him she doesn't want to go steady with him so she'll keep the score of 10.

Jordo aka Gucci she is wearing a cute skirt with a hoodie top wearing a hat for her football hottie Jeff - she is the football trophy girlfriend.  Michele gives a 10 for Jordos bend and snap - she does it again and they upgrade her to 15.  Natalie says she also gives a 10 because with that bend and snap she'll have to show her some moves later.

Michele or Doctor delicious - ultra sophisticated tonight, ultra sexy wearing a drip dyed number tonight - do you like her?  Can she can give you a check up anytime. Jordan gives a 10 for the spinning like Marilyn Monroe and the flash of the vay jay jay. (when she spun her skirt went way up)

Natalie aka scrappy doo the newly engaged lady who will be upgrading the ring for a 1 carat princess cut.  Work the skirt girl and show the cleavage, show the boy what he is about to get (she flashed her stomach. Jordan gives a 10 and says she has to burn the basketball shorts and wear heels all the time.  Kevin says tonight they are going to Barbecue some basketball shorts.  Michele give s 10 says it's unfortunate she's off the market with a baking body like that.

To decide on the winner they go down to rock paper scissors between Natalie and Michele because of the dramatic make overs.  It comes down to Natalie winning. Kevin hands Natalie the vase that looks like the Stanley cup from the LR and Jordan puts the orange crown on her. They applaud and crown her the winner.

Michele has some pants with the crotch worn out to add to the BBQ.

Hosting a nomination ceremony for BB HG 'Old Look' . They are nominating three items each and voting to evict the worst offending item.

Jordan nominated Natalie's ASU sweatshirt ,  Michele nominated her Basketball shorts and Kevin nominated the 500 shirt.  Kevin doing a Julie Chen cast your votes now.  Michele votes ASU, Jordan votes BB shorts and Kevin breaks the tie voting to evict the ASU hoodie.  It leaves the nomination chair and is evicted to the door.

Michele nominates Jordan's disgusting peace sign pajamas.  Kevin says she just did the world a favor.  Natalie nominates the purple old school homecoming shirt - Kevin says homecoming is about to become old going.  Kevin nominates the old faded orange hoodie.  It is thrown to the nomination chair.  Voting on Jordan's old look nominees.  Natalie votes to evict the peace sweatpants. Kevin votes to evict the homecoming hot mess shirt. Michele would like to evict both items she votes to evict the peace sign pants because she has a gorgeous booty and the pants do her nothing.  Kevin says get those peace sign bitches out of there.

Jordan nominates the old slippers for Michele's old look.  They tell her they stink and they say Jeff may cast a vote from outside of the house he hated them.  Natalie nominates the purple hoodie, the faded out, too small, got to go, hoodie.  Kevin nominates the mustard yellow, busted Boston College tee.  Kevin votes to evict the slippers.  Michele says she's going to barefoot now bitch!  Natalie also evicts the slippers.  Kevin doing a terrific job as 'Julie" Jordan also votes to evict the dirty nasty slippers.  Michele grabs them and says no!!!!  They are mine.  She runs around the house and they chase her - they finally throw them out and Kevin says it smells better in the house already.

Michele nominates Kevin's girly flower shorts - he says What?  They were 100 dollars and I got them 19 dollars.  Jordan nominates the fish shoes.  She says they are nasty fish shoes.  Natalie nominates the cut of jean shorts.  He is a man and men do not wear cut off jean shorts.  You are a man now Kevin and men don't wear these!  Kevin calls for BB security to protect these B's.  Michele votes for the flower shorts.  Jordan votes to evict the doo doo brown flowers, they ain't working.  She can overlook the nasty fish shoes.  Natalie Please cast your vote.  Natalie votes against the fish shoes,  the koi nasty slip on shoes.  In a vote of 3-1 the flower, exquisite shorts have got to go.

They officially have been made over and the fashion show is over.

12:00AM BBT:  Before then the conversation was varied from female "holes" (pee hole, a-hole, period hole according to Jordan) to body hair (Jordan doesn't go for guys with forests on chest) to what men like (Kevin says men are visual).  Talks about the finale elicit "You Are Not Allowed To Talk About Production" complains from BB. Jordan told Natalie she initially thought she was older but the mention just rolls off the conversation. BB starts calling them in for final DR sessions and they head to bed. Kevin sleeping downstairs in red room with Jordan and Natalie. Michele is in pool room.  Everyone was getting along tonight

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