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10:00AM BBT: Ronnie is back in the HoH bed.   Michele, Casey, Laura, Jeff and Jordan are chatting in the kitchen.

10:15AM BBT: Michele has joined them, eating at the DR table with Jordan.  Russell and Kevin are up and walk by.  Kevin is wearing a blue hoody and Casey comments on all the hoodies Kevin brought in the house and asks if some place had a hoody sale.

10:20AM BBT: Chima is now up and in the kitchen.

10:30AM  BBT:  Natalie has graced everyone with her presence.  Ronnie appeared to be doing a little packing upstairs, but has quickly made it back under the covers.

Natalie starts talking about the bed situation, saying they'll have an open bed for Ronnie tonight and after the competition tomorrow, they'll have a lot of room. Natalie then says she's going to get a bagel for up there, as they start talking about LD in the HoH.

10:40AM  BBT: Jeff and Jordan are in bed together.  Michele is in the red room, as well.  Natalie brings her food up to the HoH.

FotH

In the HoH LD, Russell brings Ronnie a basket of cheese.

HoH LD has been called.  The HGs are slowly making their way upstairs.  Ronnie has his head phones on.  Russell comes in with a basket full of cheese.  He says they're having a picnic and didn't know what rats like.  He's picking out all these cheeses from his basket, then had yogurt and everyone laughed.  Russell says he doesn't know how yogurt got in there.  [I'm seriously LOLing at all this.. No matter which side you're on, it's pretty funny what Russell just did. Even funnier because we know it's an act.  -laladoopiedu]

Ronnie has his eyes closed with his headphones on.  Casey tells Ronnie to enjoy his last couple of hours in HoH. T hey start singing 'rat hole, rat hole, rat hole' again.  They say Ronnie probably has no music on and is listening to everything they're saying.

10:50AM BBT:  Kevin had been laying in bed with Ronnie.  Natalie told Kevin to scoot over so she could lay down.  Kevin tries to get her to lay between him and Ronnie and they all laugh.  Kevin is forced to move closer to Ronnie and Natalie lays on the side of the bed.  Ronnie is completely ignoring everyone in the room.

11:00AM BBT:  It's a very jovial mood in the HoH room LD where every is laughing.  This is in stark comparison to last week where it was dead quiet,  no one moved, and it appeared the feeds and frozen. 

12:05PM BBT  There's been a lot of random FotH breaks.  No talking going on in the HoH room. HGs either sleeping or walking around.  Casey was laying in the bathtub, then got out and weighed himself.  Russell looks restless, as he's been moving around the room.  Jessie is in the bathroom area, looking in the mirror.  He then closed the bathroom door, and is in there alone, weighing himself.

12:25PM BBT:  HoH LD is over.  Ronnie has to take his stuff downstairs.  As Ronnie and Natalie go to leave the room,  Ron whispers something about if all of them want him gone and Natalie says everyone but them three and Ronnie says something about Casey,  which he is not happy about.  Ronnie goes downstairs and Natalie whispers to Jessie as they set up the chess board.

Natalie goes downstairs. Jeff's in bed and Russell and him talk about food. Ronnie is laying on the couch with his eyes closed.  Jordan, Michele and Laura in the bathroom area. Lydia is in the shower and Chima is in the toilet room. Casey is waiting for Chima to get out.

12:35PM BBT: Jordan comes up behind Russell in the kitchen and pinches his butt and says Russell doesn't have any fat on his butt.  Russell is cooking and other HGs are cleaning.

Laura says something to Ronnie and Chima, who's standing next to Russell in the kitchen, thinks Ronnie told Laura to kiss his ass. Ronnie tells Laura to say whatever she wants and whatever will help her sleep at night. Laura tells Ronnie how he wanted her to put up Russell and Michele and he said that wasn't true and Laura says yes it is and no one has forgotten about that.

1:45PM BBT:  The HGs are just getting ready for tonight, cleaning the house and picking out clothes.  Laura and Jordan rehearse their final speeches for when Julie says, "Before the HGs vote, you'll each have one last chance to say why you shouldn't be evicted."

4:30PM BBT:  It's just trivia FotH and brief glimpses at the HGs getting ready,  nothing really worth describing. 

We'll be back after tonight's exciting live eviction.  Big Brother airs tonight at 8:00PM EDT on CBS.  Members of our forums can chat live during the show in our chat rooms. 


 

On tonight's exciting show...   It's been a busy week in the BB house,  and there was a lot to review.  They covered the relationship between Jordan and Jeff.  Jordan says that Jeff has a kind heart,  and that Jeff reminds her of a female version of herself.  The night of Ronnie's downfall began with him trying to sway the NBK girls over to voting out Jordan.  It didn't go well and his attempt to throw Russell under the bus,  went even worse.   Laura didn't cover Ronnie's lies about Russell when the HGs started questioning Ronnie's word.  Then Blam!  Ronnie's empire crumbled.  The night of turmoil was very much abbreviated for the show, for all the details, and flashback points, click here   A scene not shown on the live feeds was Ronnie staring the picture his wife, crying his eyes out, "I miss my wife. My wife would know what to do." On the internet,  he's called,  "The square root of all evil."  Julie talks to Ronnie in the HoH room.  Julie wants to know why he took the risk to play both sides of the house when that almost always backfires. Ronnie says he didn't play "all sides of the house,"  he was true to his alliance,  and played the other side.   Ronnie says there's a group of five that are still supporting him. The girls gave their speeches putting the  blame on Ronnie.  Jeff voted first,  he voted to evict Laura.  Everyone except  Natalie: voted to evict Laura,  Natalie voted to evict  Jordan.  The power is up for grabs...  It's time for the HoH competition.  [I was wrong on my prediction of the format.]  The game was the same as last night's practice device, but the target was a honey comb of holes with numeric values. This week's competition is called: "Buzzworthy."  The HG with the highest score wins.  Michele scored a 4.  Jessie scored a 6.  Kevin scored a 5,  Natalie scored a 2,  Lydia scored a 1,  [After a commercial] Russell scored a 5, Chima scored a 3,  Jordan misses and scores a 0.  Jeff scored a 6,  Casey scored a 0 and was eliminated.  In a tie-breaker round Jessie got a 6,  Jeff missed, getting a 0.   Jessie won HoH!  The Athletes, once again, are immune from nomination or being the Have-Nots for the week. For complete details on tonight's show, click here to go to the CBS web site and get a complete recap.  [This link will not work until 7-24-2009]

Well boys, you won't have these puppies to look at anymore. They outa here!

The live feeds returned at 6:20PM BBT:  Jeff, Jessie, Lydia, Michelle, Natalie, Kevin Chima, and Casey are in the kitchen.  Looks like it's time to cook dinner. Ronnie is sitting alone at the kitchen table.

6:35PM BBT:  It seems Natalie isn't going to admit she gave the sympathy vote.  Chima: "There's one amongst us..." Natalie: "Not me."   It's another witch hunt for the lone vote for Laura.   Jeff:  "Feels like fucking déjà vu."   Lydia: "There's another rat."  Chima: "Who ever told the truth last week is like,  'I aint telling the truth this week.'"

6:43PM BBT: Natalie mentions to Jessie that she can't wait to see pictures.  Jessie says he can wait.  He's afraid his Dad is going to send pictures of Jessie as a scrawny kid.  [Big deal, we saw the scrawny kid pictures last year.]  FotH

7:00PM BBT: Jessie and Natalie are upstairs playing a game of chess and talking game,  who Jessie will nominate to be precise.  The backdoor Ronnie plan is in serious jeopardy.  Jessie leading towards Michele and Jordan. 

Ronnie is downstairs pacing around from the living room to the kitchen. 

Natalie says Casey is after the athletes.  Jessie says that Jordan and Michele are the obvious choices since they are not in NBK,  but they have to play this like Ronnie is going to be backdoored,  and is still going home.  Jessie says he could put Jordan up,  and he'll tell Jeff that she can prove herself.  He says that Lydia threw the HoH competition.  Jessie is worried about the target that will be on his back if he doesn't get rid of Ronnie.  Natalie suggests that it might be better to be honest about it,  and let everyone know his goal is not to evict Ronnie.

Kevin comes upstairs to join Jessie and Natalie.  It seems he is suspected for voting for Jordan but he thinks it is Michelle.

7:15PM BBT:  In the red room,  Michele and Chima are talking,  Michele has gotten wind of the plan to keep Ronnie.  Chima would rather everyone stick to the plan and get rid of Ronnie.. Chima:  "I just don't want him [Ronnie] to stay,  he makes us look bad.."   Jordan's spirits are low,  she is just counting the hours to midnight when the slop restriction runs out and she'll be able to eat again. 

Meanwhile,  Jeff tells Natalie, Jordan and Russell how happy Ronnie looked when Jessie won HoH, and that Kevin caught Ronnie saying "Thank God" to the camera.

7:30PM BBT:  Jordan tells Michelle that she expects to be on the block again.  She complains about being hungry and just wants to lie in bed until she can eat again.  Michelle tells her to stuff herself full while she can because she will have a hard competing for the Have / Have-Not competition without a team behind her.

Meanwhile Jeff, Russell, and Casey are in the BY. Casey:  "If Jessie chooses to keep Ronnie-  that's a big mark against him."  "if I am the one to pull Ronnie's key out of the box I'm going to say 'Ronnie the Rat, you are safe.'"

In the loft,  the chess game has ended and only Lydia and Kevin remain to chat.

7:45PM BBT:  On the patio,  Jeff, Russell and Casey are talking--  Correction:  Casey is talking,  Russell's being very quiet,  and Jeff just responds when prompted by Casey. [ If I may interject some opinion here,  for the sake of describing things:  IMHO,  Casey is an upright, honest guy.  He isn't stupid,  but he drives everyone nuts because he never shuts up.  He latches on to a concept like he's reading it from his lesson plan book,  and he just keeps hammering away at his point.  Since, unlike in school, there's no bell to signal the end of the class,  Casey just keeps going and going.  -Morty]

8:00PM BBT:  Jeff and Russell are playing pool on feeds in the BY.  Jessie's upstairs talking to Natalie, Lydia, and Jordan over a game of chess.  It's pretty quiet as far as game talk goes.  Jeff beat Russell in the pool match,  now Casey is playing winner.

8:15PM BBT: With Jeff and Casey playing pool,  Kevin and Russell have a chance to talk on the couches.  Kevin brings up the one vote for Jordan to Russell.  Kevin says it was had to have been Michele.   Russell agrees..  Russell says to Kevin that Jessie is running this show.  They agree that the target on Jessie's back is getting bigger.  Kevin says it that means Jessie will stick with the plan or his target will be even bigger.  

8:30PM BBT:  Jeff's game with Casey is over and Jeff asks Kevin if there is like a male and female in his and his relationship with his boyfriend.  He says, "You mean, like top and bottom?" Jeff says he doesn't want to get that detailed.

Just Say No.  The subject turns to sex and drugs.  Jordan admitting she did try drugs. She said she did coke. Kevin asks about ecstasy.  She says she tried it once.  Kevin is afraid to try coke because he's afraid he would get addicted.  Jordan is asking questions about coke, crack, and meth and Michele is explaining in detail about the drugs.  Jordan said  she lost her virginity at 18 and got her heart broken,  he's the only man she's been with.  Kevin says what about blow jobs. She says no, only the one guy.

9:00PM BBT: Jordan is allowed to eat now!  Jeff's made,  well you guessed it, Tuna!  everyone is eating,  it's pretty quiet as they stuff their faces.  Ronnie is wandering around, goes to the fridge for a soda,  no one is talking to him.   

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Russell's back to being hairless.

Jessie gets a letter from his mother.  Chima looks over Jessie's basket of goodies.

9:30PM BBT:  Dinner is over and the big news is that Russell shaved off his goatee (or whatever you call it).  The HGs got beer and wine.  Ronnie's been trying to gradually get back into socializing with the others.  He talked to Jessie while doing the dishes,  and asked Michele a question about her college.  When everyone went outside,  he stayed behind in the re-cycled room reading his Bible for a while.  Later,  he quietly slinked (or is it 'slunk') outside and took a chair near the others.  He's listening and smiling,  but staying quiet. 

10:00PM BBT:  The conversation continues outside.  The girls are still complimenting Russell on how good he looks without facial hair.   Lydia asks Jordan if she could turn lesbian for just one night?  Jordan:  "Why?"  Everyone laughs and then she says she gets it.   Jessie asks Lydia if she thinks Jordan is attractive. She says yes.   Jessie tries to get them  to kiss.  Jordan:  "I  can't.  Not on TV."  

10:15PM BBT:  Everyone's asking when Jessie's going to get his HoH room.

10:35PM BBT:  Jessie got his HoH room.  He got a letter from his mother, another tub of "Muscle Milk"  chocolate mike,  grape drink,  snacks and a Lil Wayne CD.  Someone noted that all the photos from home are ink jet prints.  Jessie said that his mom didn't have those pictures and they had to have been supplied by Jessie's roommate,  who is a female.  The big news from back home in Iowa, is that the temperatures are only reaching highs of 50º.  Ronnie loosens up a bit and talked to someone in Jessie's room. 

10:45PM BBT:  When the housewarming breaks up,  Kevin,  Russell and Casey remain behind,  Casey listening to the CD.  While Jessie's in the DR,  Kevin and Russell talk for a second about nominations, Kevin says he see no reason to change from the original plan (putting up Ronnie).

On the patio,  Jeff and Jordan discuss the possible scenarios. 

Back in the HoH,  Russell describes his life.  His father raised him to be tough as he's next in line to take over the family.  His father doesn't believe in showing emotion,  it isn't manly.  like, if Russell gets HoH,  the letter will be from his mom, his dad wouldn't have anything to do with letter writing or saying how he feels.  When Russell was in his motorcycle accident,  his mother stayed at the hospital for the seven days he was in intensive care,  but his dad only stayed for a couple hours on the night he was admitted.  Russell speaks of his father with great reverence,  saying that he worked himself up from nothing, "He started out raising sheep."  His father's name is Russell, making Russell a Junior, 'But that's just between us, I don't want that to get around." he tells Kevin.

On the patio, Casey has joined Jeff and Jordan,  so the conversation has become very repetitive.  They just can't believe that Jessie would be so stupid as to try and keep Ronnie.  They wonder if Russ is faking his dislike for Ronnie, "Maybe he's just frontin'" Casey says. 

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11:10PM BBT:  The athlete's, Natalie, Jessie and Russell are deciding who will get nominated,  once again Jeff is absent from the meeting.  Casey has annoyed the hell out of Russell, and Natalie says she want to see him on slop.  It's difficult to hear what they're saying with all the whispering.  It could be that the plan is to backdoor Casey.  The meeting breaks up when Kevin joins them.

11:30PM BBT:  Lydia visits the HoH.  Her recommendation are to nominate Casey and Michele.  Lydia rats on Natalie,  she complains that Natalie doesn't keep her mouth shut.   Lydia wants Michele to go home before Casey.   "I know whom I'm putting up.  I knew who I was putting up before I won the game."  Jessie:  "Please talk to me seriously without your little girl voice."  Lydia: "OK, but is it alright if I cover my eyes?  Because every time I look at you I get nervous and turn into a little schoolgirl."  Her voice changes again,  and Jessie stops her again.  After a long conversation,  Jessie says he overheard a compliment Lydia paid to Russell today, and he said to himself,  "Wow, the old girl is really reaching today."  Lydia:  "Oh God are you telling me,  I'm really running out of nice things to say to him."  Jessie:  "I know, Russell has lied to everyone but I can't do anything about it.,  he's in my clique...."  Lydia:  "Oh I know, it's OK, it doesn't bother me."  Jessie analyzes Lydia's game.  Jessie says there will come a time when she will have to do his talking for him and tells her she'll know when.  Lydia:  "Behind every great guy there's a great lady."  Lydia thinks Jessie won't make enemies with saving Ronnie..

Midnight:  There's a bunch of people in the kitchen preparing food.  Lydia in the bathroom doing her hair. 

1:00AM BBT:  Lydia shovels it to Casey.  Casey blabs his opinions about Jessie being on a "power-trip"  the last time he was HoH.  Lydia agrees and compliments Casey.  Lydia says Jessie will have problems in the future being a couple with Natalie.  Lydia is the mistress of BS as she gets Casey's opinion of everyone and everything.  Lydia feeds him misinformation and Casey responds with,  "Oh you know me.  I know how to keep my mouth shut." 

Russell comes out to tell Lydia they worked out the sleeping arrangements.   Russell will take the Have-Nots room. "I'm a tank when I sleep."  Lydia telling Russell she doesn't want him to. and tells him "I want to sleep all night."  Casey says to take the offer while Lydia says "I have a principle I'm sticking to" and goes on about Natalie not compromising .and says "I don't want to talk about it"

1:05AM BBT: Jessie comes out and sits on the couch. Inside Russell tells Natalie to drop it, "We tried to give her a bed."

Kevin tells Natalie "I have an idea why don't you sleep in HoH"

1:07AM BBT: Russell says she doesn't want to double with Michele.. and Russell says he'll sleep in the Have-Nots,  "It's over it's done with," and says "this is ridiculous."

The bed situation seems to be defused for the moment...

Russell says if BB can turn on the AC and warn him it gets cold and may want to dress appropriately..

1:11AM BBT: Jessie sitting mostly silent as Casey complains about Ronnie playing the "sympathy card, like a wounded duck."

1:30AM BBT: In the red room,  the subject is waiting tables.  Jeff,  Jordan,  Casey,  Natalie, Chima have all worked as servers.  OK course the most important aspect of the job is earning tips.  Natalie says she won't tip people who are rude, she doesn't give a tip just because the bill is a certain amount,  "It's their job and they get paid to do it."  She tips 15-20% only if the service is good.   Chima had one customer that pissed her off and she poured the contents of the bar mat in his drink and served it to him.  They all had their horror stories of bad customers,  but only Chima admits to spitting in the customers food.

Lydia's back on the patio with Casey.  Lydia's still complaining about other HGs.

2:14AM BBT:  It appears Lydia and Natalie had a argument.  In the HoH room,  Natalie is complaining about Lydia to Jessie.  Outside Lydia is complaining to Kevin.  Lydia thinks she's gonna be nominated because of Natalie.  Jessie tells Natalie,  "Don't show your cards until she's out the door and then you can say, see week three."  Jessie tells Natalie Lydia is taking a plan out of Ronnie's book.  Jessie tells Natalie to everyone knowledge the two people going up will be pawns.  Just make sure you're quiet,  Lydia likes putting her own spin on things.  Natalie says Russell told her he's gonna talk to Casey then come to you.  Jessie says he's gonna do what he wants not Ronnie, he's not afraid to get blood on his hands.

Jessie:  "Chima is shady, Kevin won't win anything.  I want to talk to Casey/Jeff because if Jordan is my downfall then it's your fault (Natalie). "Natalie is talking very quick (LOL). Jessie and Natalie say we need to keep winning to win HoH,  Ronnie will never hurt us.  I don't want Casey to go home but I want to put him up.  Natalie says if he goes up he's going home.

2:22AM BBT:  Natalie keeps bringing up Casey.  Jessie says how Casey screwed them twice.  Natalie tells him "If I or Ronnie don't win HoH next week were both gonna be on the block."  Natalie saying how Casey gonna come after them and Casey's gonna win competitions soon.  Jessie says how the house wants him to put up two targets and get arid of Ronnie.  Natalie says for him to put up a pawn (Michele) and a target, and one only upset the target.  Jessie says yeah but they wont get over. Natalie says, 'How about instead of Michele,  put up Lydia."

2:30AM BBT:  Natalie says Ronnie is true we will never lie to us. Natalie says how Lydia is lair and will lie to anyone.

Jessie tells Natalie she has to stop filling in the gray area when talking,  don't let people now anything play opossum,  Natalie "I wanted to win this week I will next week." Jessie: "You said that last week."  Natalie: "You were lucky it wasn't a real competition." Jessie: "You have to adapt." Natalie says she doesn't want Lydia to go home but she wants to break us up. Jessie says she wont win a competition and she wants to look weak.

Jessie says how Kevin/Lydia are playing it safe,  sending Casey to go home, as it's a person that cant come back at them because he on their team. Jessie says "Little Momma (Natalie) you scare me with your mouth, you let everyone from LA to NY on Neon Lights on my back saying what I'm gonna do."  She doesn't want to hear anything. Jessie says "The more you talk the more you bury us. Right?" (She's quiet)

2:35AM BBT:  Jessie feels sad how Ronnie is. But Jessie and Natalie agree they will pull Chima's key first. Natalie is talking about having to get Ronnie back in with everyone instead of being excluded. Jessie and Natalie watch Lydia/Michele talk in the kitchen.

Lydia is bashing Natalie on how she is just sticking to Jessie the entire game.

2:40AM BBT:    Natalie says she wants to tell Chima what we are doing, he disagrees. Jessie says Jordan would be the easiest to put up. Natalie says no because of Jeff. Jessie says Jeff cant put me up, Kevin and Lydia cant win. Jessie wants Michele to go home.  If Michele wins PoV Casey goes home.  It has to be definite not possibly though they still discussing options)