Last night, Natalie practiced her nomination speech:  "Michele, I've nominated you because everything that Ronnie said about you is spot on, and you are a liar, and what you did to Chima was despicable.  You said you came in here with Christian values,  well let me tell you, I'm a Christian and you must have left your values at the door."  I don't know how Kevin is supposed to feel about the "Christian values" remark, as he's told the house he's an Atheist.  

9:00AM BBT:  Still sleeping.
9:37AM BBT: Jordan has been up for about 10 minutes after tossing and turning.  Got a grapefruit(?) from the SR,  cleaned up some ants and got a drink from outside.  She is now sitting at the kitchen counter eating her grapefruit.
10:05AM BBT: FotH wake-up call.
10:30AM BBT: Not much going on, I've only seen Michele stirring so far. Natalie just called to the DR.
10:45AM BBT:  Everyone's up, Michele and Jordan are in the pool,  Kevin is sitting on the patio looking none too happy,  but Natalie and him discussed how they'll pretend to act for the day.  BB has just called an outdoor LD.   While waiting in the BY,  Natalie tries out a shorter,  and much sweeter nomination speech on Kevin. 
11:20AM BBT:  LD is over and the HGs found that the dining room table has once again been swapped out for a smaller one. 
11:45AM BBT: Jordan and Natalie talking by the pool.  Jordan saying that she's not mad,  she just misses Jeff. Natalie says that they probably don't want to be so close anyways.
Kevin and Natalie figuring out where they will lay in the BY.  It's very hot out.  You can hear a saw cutting something or maybe it's a siren of some sort outside.  Kevin putting on his sunblock.  Natalie paying solitaire. Jordan in the pool.

12:25PM BBT: Kevin in bathroom. Jordan and Michele chatting in the pool while floating on tubes.  Michele hopes no one will have to record a goodbye message for her this week. She says no one has had to before, because she's always taken herself off the block.

Michele says the mistake was Jeff winning the can HoH, when he should have thrown it to Kevin.  Jordan agrees.

12:30PM BBT:  Flashback Alert!  Natalie Rehearses her Speech! Feeds # 3 & 4  If you have the live feeds, you can Flashback to any point in the BB11 season. Watch Big Brother on SuperPass!  Upstairs,  Natalie tells Kevin (word for word) what she'll say during the nomination ceremony (it's quite long). She goes on to say that she's not going to wimp out on her speech just because one of them may or may not vote for her in the end. Natalie says that she considers Kevin's game the game of chess, where Natalie is the Queen and Kevin is one of her Pawns and the time has come to sacrifice one of her pawns, but hopes they can still be friends afterwards. 

She then pauses before giving her Michele speech, so she can turn on the spy screen. "Michele, my motives for nominating you were purely personal.  You are truly a back-stabbing habitual liar.  I feel the way you have played this game was unethical. "   She'll blame Michele 100% for Chima being expelled, because even though Chima threw her mic in the hot tub,  she ultimately did it because of Michele.  Michele claims she's a Christian,  but left her morals at the door.  Natalie says she is also a Christian and the reason she did not except Michele's offer the other day for final three was because she'd be making a deal with Satan herself.  As her dad would say,  half a million would be nice,  but not worth losing your soul.

Her speech approx. will last 10 minutes (but who knows if BB will allow it)  She then repeats her Michele speech AGAIN word for word,  adding that Natalie had the worse week from Hell 3 weeks ago when Jessie went home and Michele backstabbed them and put Chima up.  She then says she'll say that Natalie got herself to the final three without losing her integrity or lying.  [Which is a load of CRAP. -laladoopiedu]

They now discuss what Kevin's reaction should be after he gets nominated.  She then says she told BB her speech would be longer than usual, and BB was okay with that. Kevin says he'll flip the dining room table because it's so tiny.

Natalie wants to tell Michele that she may be eighteen,  but she's not dumb,  "You may think I'm a dumb eighteen year old.  We'll it's true, I'm eighteen, but I'm not dumb."   so she'll 'jab' Michele, saying she's made it to the final three but everyone else (Michele mainly) is still fighting for their spot. Natalie is very mad that Michele thinks she's so dumb,

Natalie wants to write down her speech so she doesn't forget. Kevin tells her it needs to be flowing, not exact.  Natalie says she wants to do the fashion show, but the girls are still in the pool.

Natalie practices her nomination speech in her robe and crown,  exactly as she intends to do it later today.

12:45PM BBT:  She's STILL coming up with more things to say to Michele.  She wants to make Michele feel dumb, because she put Chima up for Jeff and Russell, not because Michele really wanted to, and how Michele has been playing the game for other.

1:17PM BBT:  Natalie is still practicing her speech.  Kevin is telling Natalie that she should say "What America may not know... " instead of what America doesn't know because she doesn't want to insult America. Now she practices her PoV speech for when she takes Kevin off the block.

Jordan and Michele are in the pool with general chit chat.  They are talking about getting married and having kids.  Michele knew when she met her husband that she wanted to marry him.  Jordan is not sure when she'll be ready for marriage and kids.  She says she hasn't met anyone who makes her feel like that yet, that instant perfect feeling.  When she asked her friend she said "You'll just know"  And Jordan doesn't get how she'll know?  What if she never gets the butterflies or the tingly feeling or whatever. Michele says well it wasn't instant.  Jordan says "Oh Really?"  Because there were people that made me feel really good but I knew we weren't getting married.

Jordan wants someone funny,  someone not mean who calls you names,  who you can cut up around,  who doesn't care how you dress,  you can just be yourself around you, she doesn't want someone who will stare at other women saying how hot they are,  someone who has their head on right, someone who has a job - a good job,  not rich but makes steady money,  no debt, (Michele's husband is a teacher and not rich so she says),  Jordan gets turned off by a guy who keeps changing jobs, doesn't have a strong work ethic.  Jobs are important because what if you do want to have kids.  When the kids are little it's important that someone is home with them because her Mom stayed home with her kids and played with them, didn't shuffle them off to a nursery.

Natalie walking around with Kevin's orange crown and a a stick - props for her nomination speech.

Michele and her husband want to adopt or take on Foster care because she wants to take care of kids that other people have given up on,  like their parents didn't even care. Jordan would only want younger kids because it would be easier to discipline them.  Michele says that she'd like to give a kid like that a chance because if you don't - who will?

FotH

1:27PM BBT: Natalie in a robe,  her crown and a scepter Natalie going through her speech. Saying She was the Queen and Jessie was the King.  Kevin taught her that the queen was the most powerful piece.  Kevin was a pawn this whole game.  Sometimes you have to sacrifice the pawn to win the game and you are being sacrificed today.  Michele is a habitual liar, what she did to Chima was awful.  Three weeks ago was the work she had here.  What America may not know is that Michele caused Chima to throw her microphone in the hot tub.  [what America knows Natalie, is that Chima made her own choices in the game and blames BB - not any one player, for her actions -ZuZuMamou]  On and on through her speech - back to the deal with the devil stuff.

Over and over she goes through it.

1:34PM BBT: Kevin breaking up saying he should grab the stick and say "I'm the only Queen here bitch!" and go away in a huff.  He says this whole thing is like, theatrics. Laughing at the plan.

FotH again

2:13PM BBT: Michele and Jordan having a laugh in the pool over the first week antics where Michele voted against her clique.  She wants to know who Braden really is, what he really does.  Kevin and Natalie are laughing and reliving how 'horrible' Michele has been and how 'disliked' the whole game and how everyone wants her out all the time.

2:28PM BBT:  Kevin clipping his toenails outside. Natalie and he discuss how he can't mess with the contacts.  Natalie accuses him of f'ing with the cards. Kevin says "We have Trust issues"  They are back in HoH room.

3:30PM BBT: Nothing has changed,  Natalie's still practicing her speech.  And she says that she wants "them" to be surprised,  just like America will be.  [She must mean America without feeds -Morty] 

4:20PM BBT:  FotH,  This was not the nominations,  but they were supposed to be at 5:00PM

5:50PM BBT:   Flashback Alert!  Natalie Won a Special Prize Feeds # 1 & 2  If you have the live feeds, you can Flashback to any point in the BB11 season. Watch Big Brother on SuperPass!   The feeds are back,  and it sounds like Natalie pulled a no-no.  Kevin says that Natalie was in the middle of telling a lie when BB called her to the  DR. Natalie says, she has one request, please don't ask about Pandora's box.    Natalie says that she will not be allowed to play for veto.  Natalie: "This Pandora's box was bad. No money fell from the sky."  Natalie seems a little too happy for this to be the truth.  [ I'm thinking that maybe Natalie sold her right to play for PoV?  -Morty] There was a giant baby,  following everyone around.  There were two boys and a girl (actors) on was dressed as roach. 

6:00PM BBT:  Kevin is walking around, spraying stuff in the air (to make it smell better?) 

Michele sitting alone outside. Jordan joins her. Jordan thinks the Pandora box was good for Natalie and she's obviously lying about it being bad. Michele agrees. She looks very worried.   Kevin is upstairs with Natalie, saying she's obviously lying.  That if BB seriously told Nat she can't win $500,000, then she'd be breaking windows and asking to leave and tells her to come up with something better.  Natalie tells Kevin to help her with a story.  Kevin says if he was told he couldn't win, he'd be flipping out, so he knows Natalie got something good.

Natalie says she'll go downstairs and tell everyone they got got, the box had nothing to do with Final Two.   Kevin says to tell them it's a trip to Hawaii or something and how Nat made up that Pandora box had something to do with Final Two reversal.  Natalie tries to get Kevin to help him with a story.

6:05PM BBT:  Natalie tells Kevin, honest to God's truth, that for the first time in BB history,  she could spend time with a loved one in the house.  Natalie says she saw her BF on the screen, and could spend time with him for 20 mins if she gave up the veto comp tomorrow.  She agreed,  spent time with him,  and he proposed to her and gave her a twist tie ring. She promises to Kevin, on their friendship and everything, that she's telling the God's honest truth to him.

She tells him to go downstairs and she goes into the bathroom to get her ring. She joins everyone outside.

6:10PM BBT:  Natalie says everyone got got by an 18 year old and how everyone believed her. Michele says she didn't believe Natalie and Natalie says come on, at least give me credit that I got you.  She proceeds to tell her story, but first makes Jordan and Michele tell her that she indeed tricked them and they believed her.

She relays the same conversation she just had with Kevin.

Natalie says she didn't know what was going on in the house while she was with her boyfriend, Jason, but she can't play in the veto.

Natalie swears on everything that she's telling the truth. BB even zooms in on her engagement 'twist tie' ring.

Everyone is shocked, but weary.

Natalie mentions they went to a friends wedding last year, where she was a bridesmaid in a red dress.  Her boyfriend wore a red shirt to match, and he wore the same shirt today and proposed on one knee. There was also sushi in the room, but they didn't eat it.

Natalie pats herself on the back AGAIN,  saying she got everyone and they better say she's the prank queen of the world, or she'll do another prank, so Michele says it, to appease her.

6:28PM BBT: Natalie says there's still pranks to come. She says her boyfriend said a short engagement, which she agrees with, and they're thinking March of next year.

She says there was a make-out session.  Natalie says her boyfriend is watching the live feeds and watching everything, including Jessie confess his love to her. Jordan asks what her boyfriend said and Natalie says he said that who could blame a man to love Natalie.  Natalie says how she used to call Jessie by her boyfriend's name, Jason.

Kevin looks quite pissed off over this whole thing, either because Natalie lied to him or because he didn't get a chance to play HoH and see his boyfriend.

Natalie repeats she can't play in veto tomorrow.  Kevin asks everyone to come outside because it stinks so bad inside.

Natalie says her boyfriend told her to keep playing the game with loyalty and integrity and make good decisions.

7:15PM BBT:  FotH   So while we wait,  let me ask you:  Have you gone nine years without knowing what FotH stands for?  There's a link at the top of the page to the abbreviation guide.  FotH is an old one, but there's some new one's too.  Another link,  I'd like to direct your attention to is our donation page.  If you can afford to send us a few bucks to cover expenses,  then, please do. 

8:07PM BBT:   The feeds are back.  Jordan is asking Natalie if she prepared her speech in advance.  Natalie says she did.  Michele is sitting there, very quiet and unhappy.  Kevin is following through on the reaction he rehearsed,  all disappointed and pouty.  Natalie says she finished completed her part of the agreement, in the they never had a final two deal,  only to final four.  Kevin says, "Well you may have been going for a queen look, but you looked more like Flavor Flav."   Kevin questions the whole chess analogy again,  saying that he didn't say it, that Casey and Lydia said it.  It's was all fake for the benefit of Jordan and Michele.  Natalie with Michele, this had been on her mind, and it was strictly personal,  but with Kevin,  it's strategic and she wants him  gone. 

There a moment of quiet and Michele cheerfully asks "What shall we have for dinner?"  Her cheery manner is as phony as Natalie's age. 

8:25PM BBT: The HGs are getting ready for their fashion show.  There's a long red carpet in the living room.  Jordan and Michele are still questioning Natalie.  Natalie asks why she would lie on national television about this. It'd be like saying someone was pregnant but not.

8:30PM BBT:   Natalie says her boyfriend, Jason,  proposed right away and Michele states she didn't realize that.  Jason told her he reads all the "blogs" and she has a lot of haters.  Natalie says that this is probably because she was with Jessie and America doesn't like Jessie.  Natalie keeps talking about her boyfriend, saying that BB had to make the Pandora box interesting enough for her and Kevin to open it, otherwise it would have gone to waste and Jordan says then her boyfriend would have been there for no reason and Natalie agrees and then she wouldn't have been engaged. Jordan and Michele continue questioning about her and her boyfriend and Natalie starts talking about his mom and sisters who don't like her, causing FotH.

Natalie tells them that now she needs money for a wedding and that's why Jordan and Michele should keep her in the house.  Kevin is still in the DR.

8:45PM BBT:  Natalie says she doesn't feel like doing the fashion show now, and that BB has enough tape for Sunday's show.  Kevin's still in the DR, "By the time everyone goes to the DR it's going to be too late."  Michele is out of earshot and Natalie says to Jordan:  "We still have a deal for final two, right?"  Jordan:  "Yeah."  [Please let Jordan be the liar this time.  -Morty]

9:00PM BBT: The Kevin, Jordan and Michele continue to talk about the characters in the Pandora's box twist.  Kevin had previously said that he has a fear of little people.  Kevin says he couldn't look the guy in the eye,  he felt so bad. 

As they make dinner and Natalie's in the DR,  Michele shows her devil's horns and says she's going to wear them in the DR,  "If I'm the devil, I'm going to look the part. If I'm going to get slandered on national TV, well, I guess I was slandered..." 

On another subject,  Jordan brings up the movie "A Christmas Story," and neither Michele or Kevin has ever seen it.  "You're kidding.  Red Ryder BB gun?  Back home where I come from,  on Christmas day,  they play 'A Christmas Story' 24 hours a day on TV."   

9:15PM BBT:  Natalie's out of the DR and tells the others she's pushing for a Big Brother wedding TV special.  [I'd rather watch a test pattern.]

9:45PM BBT: Kevin teaching Natalie how to cook.   Michele watching from the kitchen stools.   Natalie tries to do the 'flip' with the food in the pan and Kevin shows her how to do it explaining that it mixes the flavors up.  No sign of Jordan.

9:46PM BBT: Nothing exciting going on Natalie is cooking chicken Michele is eating at the counter and I don't see Jordan.  It's pretty quite Kevin is helping Natalie with the chicken.  Kevin and Natalie getting ready to eat now.

9:48PM BBT: Close up of Michele's dinner - some sort of sandwich.  Natalie says her boyfriend asked her about the famous tuna he hears so much about.  She called him boyfriend, not fiancé.

Close up on the food they've prepared but I have no idea what it is. 

9:53PM BBT: Natalie asks Kevin if the chicken is too sweet, too salty, anything? Any Feedback? Kevin says it could have used more love.  Michele says some people are allergic to it.  Natalie says she has no love she hasn't gotten any in over 2 months.  Kevin looks at her and says "You got some tonight, what are you talking about?" Natalie avoids answering.  Kevin saying he got screwed on the Pandora's box, he got handcuffed and thrown over a box.

9:56PM BBT: Cameras 3 and 4 zooming in on items in the empty HoH room - the photo of Natalie and her boyfriend together on one camera and a close up of the orange crown on another.

10:01PM BBT: Jordan now in kitchen eating.  Natalie says "My girlfriends right now, I mean not right now because they don't know but when they find out, are going to flip!" Jordan asks, oh the one in the picture, the one from the graduation trip?  She jokes "You're going to have to have sex now."  Natalie says "I never said I haven't I just haven't said I have." Jordan says "I'm sure you have."  Natalie says, " After two years you never know, maybe not."

Kevin comes in and asks if he can just put the clothes in the dryer (or on the dryer) Jordan says that some people in the house were very weird about that, Casey didn't like it at all if you did that.  Jordan says she likes it when Michele works (Michele came in the room) don't you? S he needs to work.  We go to FotH so perhaps "Michele" was someone in production.

10:07PM BBT: Kevin gone to lie down in Red Room.  Staring at the wall.  Michele says she eats the same thing for every meal.  Jordan comes in with her laundry.  She's putting stuff away in the pool room and tells Kevin she finally washed her blanket because it stunk like funk.

The baby was throwing stuff around the house.  Kevin was trying to figure out the riddles.  Michele says it was the most annoying baby ever, man-baby.  They think maybe it's another 10 grand somehow.

Jordan saying she's going to have to pack her Big Brother bag too.  She doesn't want to walk through the airport with her bags like she's cool or something.  They talk about how they get their keys when they leave.  Jordan saying she feels super chubby.  Is her face chubby? her arms are.  She saw herself on camera and she looks fat.  Michele tells her she's beautiful.

Jordan says that smell is still in there.  She says can't you smell the B.O. ?  He STUNK!  Michele says the guy looked like an ex-boyfriend of hers.   He looked so familiar.

Natalie and Kevin talking in the red room.  Talking about what the next PoV will be.  Says Memphis and Dan had the pyramid thing. 

10:16PM BBT: Kevin and Natalie in red room talking vote scenarios, PoV and what will happen if Kevin does not win PoV. 

10:19PM BBT: Kevin and Natalie still talking.   He says she wins PoVs when it matters (Michele).  Kevin won 5 PoVs.  Natalie says there is only one PoV that has to be earned.  Kevin's worried that it is him and the two girls fighting it out.

Michele says "Outside is Jeff World" and Jordan says, "I know every time I go out there I expect to see him.  I hope they aren't being mean to him there."  Michele says Jessie and Lydia are doing their own thing - each other - and Russell is probably in a corner watching maybe.  Thinks they'll be nice enough.

Kevin obsessing about Michele's PhD and how she is super smart.  He knows that if he wins PoV she'll be all over him for a deal.  Kevin says she is the kind of botch that cries about everything, she cried because we touched her blanket.  She cries about us all the time.  Kevin saying if it's a competition where's there's a little bit of everything, luck, brains and athleticism then he should be okay.

10:28PM BBT: Michele says Jeff didn't leave her any cigarettes.  Jordan says when they were doing their good bye kiss she could tell Jeff didn't really want to do the whole "dip' kiss thing and so she just gave him a turn the cheek kiss etc.  Michele says "It wasn't really the right time anyways"

Natalie and Kevin are still doing their round and round; maybe, maybe, maybe.  Kevin says, "They set you up so you'll open the box. . " and we get FotH

10:33PM BBT: Natalie saying something about the feeling of knowing your boyfriend is only three feet away from you.  Kevin says he hates planning shit because it never works out that way.  That's how BB works it.  This is how Jeff got his butt (?) as he planned everything down to the final 4 but he had it too planned.  Kevin has to get all of his stuff out now.  So he can concentrate on the game once it's there.  Michele and Jordan heading to the HT.  Kevin says if he makes this he will cry all out because he has 100% dictated his own future in this game.  He says Michele has done this 100 times already, not this time, she's going home.  Says now there is one target - him one big target.  Natalie says if he goes home she's going home right after him.

Michele just gets ready for the BT and called to DR.  She says "MoFo's.  You put on a bathing suit, why don't you go to the diary room? " Tells Jordan she'll be right back.  Jordan in HT by herself.

Kevin thinks if it's water endurance he knows he can hang in there.  He tells Natalie she has to hang in there too.  Natalie says tomorrow you're not just securing your fate, you're securing mine too and I know that.

10:44PM BBT: TMI: Jordan uses Playtex easy glide tampons.  The plastic gliders and the scented version.  She used to try the cardboard Tampax ones but they hurt.  We know this information because Jordan was telling Natalie to put one in so she could go into the HT.

Jordan and Natalie talking about her visit with her boyfriend - she says I'm safe this week - "Why would I not choose to see my boyfriend? Why would I not?"  Jordan says you'd be stupid not to.

Kevin talking to himself "I hope she knows what she's doing.  I hope she knows."

Jordan asking if there's a live audience for the next few evictions.  Natalie says yes, she thinks so.  Three phases next week.  Whoever wins phase three gets to choose who leaves.  They are trying to get a time line going for the next few shows.  Jordan says she is too nervous for the live shows.  She can't believe they are there and the guys with them are gone.  Jordan says Kevin has been turning stuff around lately and has been winning and winning stuff maybe he was just playing all along.  Natalie says SO has Michele.  Natalie asks Jordan if Michele asks her to go to final two.  Jordan says no, I think she wanted Jeff for final two because they are both strong.  Ever since the two of them went on the block together Michele just kind of ignored Jordan in favor of Jeff.  Jordan really enjoyed hanging out with Michele today.  She tells Natalie there is no point in scheming at this point because it's all about who wins.  If you want to secure yourself, you have to win.

11:09PM BBT: Natalie, Kevin and Michele talking in HT.  Only Michele is actually sitting in it.  She called Natalie out on calling her the devil.  Natalie apparently didn't get out the I'm doing this for Chima part of her speech.  Natalie asks Michele if she would have told them if she got to see her husband (she nods yes) same question to Kevin and he says "Um humm"  Natalie says her boyfriend told her he was up with her all night last night, watching what she was doing.  Michele thinks it's odd they'd let more than a letter or a phone call go on but whatever.

Jordan in the DR.

Natalie tells Kevin and Michele she's been dating her boyfriend for closer to three years.  She says she was always thinking I've known this person for 6 years and now?

11:15PM BBT: Natalie making wedding plans now.  She doesn't want to share the wording of her engagement with her boyfriend as it should be a surprise for everyone when they show it.  As it's so hot in Arizona she wants a spring wedding.  Kevin is scratching at his feet and generally ignoring the conversation.  Natalie says she hopes she has a job when she gets out of there, she doesn't think her job was expecting her to be there that long.

12:30AM BBT:  Jordan says that one night while she was drunk,  her and her friends broke into the house her family lost.   They broke in the side door and Jordan and went up to the attic and started going through things.   Wish I knew more,  but the story ended with FotH. 

12:45AM BBT:  FotH over, the girls are talking about putting on make-up.   Natalie says she we probably host tomorrow's PoV contest.  

1:15AM BBT:  The girls (well mostly Jordan and Natalie,  Michele's pretty quiet) are re-hashing Jeff's coup d'état and previous alliances and events. [ IMHO,  I think Jordan's giving up too much information.]  They're covering Jeff taking Russell's Hawaiian trip,  all of the things that Russell claims to be--  they don't believe he's a fighter. .