10:20AM BBT:  They're still sleeping.  11:20AM BBT:  "Good morning house guests, it's time to get up for the day."  Jeff and Jordan have been laying in bed for the past 45 minutes just have general chit chat, Michele up taking a shower and got dressed, Jeff and Jordan and decided to leave the pool room now.   Noon:  They're up and doing ADLs.  Jeff is back to fighting the battle against the ants. 

12:30PM BBT:  On the patio,  Jordan tells Natalie that she mentioned to Jeff about romancing Michele to get the veto away from her.  Jeff got mad and said he wasn't going to toy with anyone's emotions.  They start bashing Michele again.  "She was actin' all mad at me yesterday,  an' I told her, 'Michele I've been nothin' but nice to you.' So I don't know what her problem is."  [Maybe it has something to do with Jeff breaking the final deal and the fact that Jordan has  so little respect that she'd promote this stupid plan.  -Morty]  Natalie says she wants Michele gone next week, "She's a liar and you can't believe a word she says.  Anyone would be a fool to make a deal with her, dude, that would be a deal with the devil."

Jordan goes back inside where Jeff is once again preparing food.  As Jordan leaves, Kevin says, "There's something fishy about Jordan."  

12:45PM BBT: While Jeff prepares a Western Omelet for Jordan, he tells her about a fat guy at work that will eat anything for money.  He drank a whole container of the hottest sauce,  ate a cicada bug, and drank a glass of urine. 

1:00PM BBT:   Jeff and Jordan are outside on couches eating their breakfast and Jordan tells Jeff that Kevin and Natalie really want Michele out so in front of them she acts like she really does too but Jordan said if I get the power and send Michele out then Kevin and Natalie will take one another to final two.   Jeff says, "Right that's why you need to stick with Michele and with Kevin and Natalie."  Jordan goes in, Natalie comes out and comments on how hot it is outside

1:15PM BBT:  FotH, back in three minutes.  Kevin and Natalie are still practicing questions for the HoH contest.

1:50PM  to 2:15PM BBT:  Jeff and Jordan play an animal guessing game, "What animal am I?"  You keep asking questions like "Do you have fur?" until the other person guesses.

3:00PM BBT:  It's just been card games and laundry.  Jordan and Natalie are alone by the pool,  so it's time for some more Michele bashing.  Jordan says,  "Michele is actin' kinda cocky.  She said, 'I just want to ask you why do you want to keep Natalie?'  She called you-- Ummm, I don't remember, it wasn't 'dead weight,' but it was somethin' like that."  Natalie says that she won the first endurance contest where they hung from the toilet seats, 'I'm pretty sure I won that one."  Natalie says with indignation.   [I must admit, I forgot that too.  -Morty]  They do some more speculating on what the next HoH game will be,  some strategizing.  Natalie on Michele,  "I don't think anyone will vote for her [in final two] she doesn't deserve to be there."

Michele is awake,  and roaming around inside,  I think Kevin and Jeff are asleep.  It's very very quiet, just nothing to report. 

3:45PM BBT:  Jordan is telling stories about folks back home, this causes a lot of FotH.

6:22PM BBT: Jeff and Jordan in the green room playing with the cards, laughing,  giggling and trying to read each others mind.  As one looks at a card and the other guesses what it is.  They're getting playfully frustrated with each other and Jeff asks Jordon if she's going to chest bump him.

Kevin and Natalie playing pool in the BY.  Natalie announces she hands him every game and he knows it.

No sign of Michele.

6:47PM BBT:  Natalie asks Jordon if she's decided who she will take to Vegas with her.  She's thinking about taking one of her girlfriends from back home.  Kevin says if he wins the $500,000 then he'll take his boyfriend but,  if not he's staying home.  Natalie says if BB won't take her boyfriend she's going to bring Chima.  Either Kevin or Jordon says asks "Would she be able to bring her?" and we get a quick FotH. Jordon says maybe she'll bring her mom 'cause she's fun.

Jordon tells Kevin/Natalie that Jeff is in the green room.

Still no sign of Michele.

6:50PM BBT: Jordan is in the BY painting her nails,  while Kevin and Natalie play pool,  and they talk bout the wrap party in Vegas, and if Chima will be allowed to come, so we got FotH for just a second, cause Natalie said she was going to bring Chima if she wasn't allowed...

7:00PM BBT: Kevin talks about his boyfriend not having coming out to his family with Jordan and Natalie. He says the family will know now.

8:00PM BBT: Michele and Kevin in the backyard.  Michele says they should workout this week.

Jordan is in the shower.

8:30PM BBT: Jeff is playing solitaire in the green room.  Michele comes in and asks Jeff why he hasn't talked to Kevin about putting Natalie up and evicting her this week.  Jeff says because it's not going to happen and Kevin's been feeding her bullshit.   Michele tries to discus things with Jeff, but he's not in the mood and every other word is an "F."

8:35PM BBT: The Big brother house is falling apart.  The handle came off the patio door,  if they close it, they won't be able to open it again.  Part of the deck is coming up, and Natalie says someone's going to cut their toe on it.  Maybe it's time to sell this house, because the bulb in the refrigerator is burnt out.

Natalie:  "I asked Jeff to play pool with me and he won't."  Kevin:  "Why."  Natalie: "Because he used to have $500,000, now all he has is a Hawaiian vacation." 

9:10PM BBT: Jeff and Jordan alone for a bit.  Jordan is trying to get him to make an effort to stay. That she'd rather be the one to go to jury so he doesn't have to deal with Jessie, Russell.  She admits to him that he's done everything in the house and she's just been with him so he deserves to stay more than she does.  Jeff is quiet.  As Jordan begins to talk again,  Michele walks out with food and sits on the coach. Asks if she was interrupting anything to which Jordan and Jeff say no. Jeff goes to play pool alone. Calls out " so none can stab me in the back" Michele responds " What's that about? I've been cool to you?" Jeff answers: " It's nothing, I'm just being bitter."  Michele mentions to Jordan there's a HoH party upstairs.  A minute or two later Kevin and Natalie go outside.  Natalie plays cards while Kevin hangs out by Jacuzzi. No talking going on.

9:15PM BBT:  Kevin and Natalie are enjoying their power and sitting around bashing Jeff and Michele.  Kevin says that Michele will never back-stab Jeff or Jordan.  Kevin:  "Let's play a game and see how many awkward situations we can create."

9:35PM BBT:  We've gone about ten minutes without anyone saying a word.  Kevin and Natalie noticed that they have the ability to clear a room.  Jordan complains she's bored,  Kevin goes it to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

10:00PM BBT: Houseguests get a bottle of wine.  After finding out who wanted wine Michele pours a glass for her,  Jordon and Jeff.

Jeff gets out of DR and they call Jordon in.  She giggles and asks him what he told "them." Jeff tells her to just get out of here and then flashes her a smile.

Everyone but, Jordon is in the BY.  Michele is sitting along edge of hot tub alone.

Natalie asks Kevin, "So this is how you always dress, yellow pants... ?"  He says, yes. She asks if his man dresses that way and Kevin does a "hmpf" and says nooo.  Natalie complains about her back. (Maybe setting up for why she failed at a competition. next week?)

General chit chat continues.

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1:30AM BBT:  Kevin and Natalie refine their newest lie about Michele. [Natalie going to tell Jordan she heard that Jordan wanted her up as a replacement nominee... inferring that Michele betrayed Jordan by giving Natalie this information.)  Natalie says if she has to, she'll go balls to the wall attacking Michele, if she denies.

 

Reporting for Morty's TV: Angelo Joe, CeCiMom, Dade, georgectv, LBrandy, lorican, motormouthcj, StephenV and Yana