If you think we're slacking off,  you haven't seen anything yet!   There's just four people left in the Big Brother house,  their destinies are pretty clear.   Every conversation this weekend has been a re-cap of the game so far,  or speculation as to what's to come in the jury house or the outside world.  Erika's trying to talk Janelle into taking her to the final three instead of Will,  even Erika knows this battle is futile. 

They spend 16 hours a day in bed, and the rest in the bathroom, playing cards or eating.  THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO REPORT!  Tomorrow  there's another eviction, leaving just three dull people in the house.  After Thursday there will  five mind-numbing, monotonous,  tedious  days with just two people.  If anything happens,  we'll post it ASAP,  but to sit here and tell you who's folding laundry and who's flossing is senseless.  If anything amazing happens,  like Janelle realizes there's a reason he's called "Evil Dr. Will,"  Erika gains a pound,  Will tells the truth,  or Boogie takes his hand out of his pants,  we'll report it!

5:23AM BBT:  They're all sleeping.  8:13AM BBT:  Still sleeping.   10:30AM BBT:  Still sleeping.  11:30AM BBT:  Still sleeping. 12:30PM BBT:  Erika's up, Mike's in bed listening to music. Erika's made coffee and is shuffling cards.  1:00PM BBT:  Boogie has done all his shout-outs to the internet, and suggested we find something better to do today.   BB gets an ear wax removal kit for Boogie,  and then the calls for an indoor LD.  They are hoping for a luxury competition. 

1:30PM BBT:  Boogie figures out that Tuesday will be another live show.  With this,  they are able to deduce that Big Brother is ending early.  They've been taking credit for BB's success all along,  but scramble to find an excuse other than they suck for the early dismissal.  Although I've enjoyed blaming them for the early end,  the truth is that CBS wanted to move up the start of Survivor so that it wouldn't end on Christmas when no one's watching TV. 

The HGs recorded goodbye messages in the DR.  Erika asked why she had to record a goodbye message to Janelle,  and BB answered, "Did you ever see season three?"  That's the one where Marcellas didn't use the PoV to save himself.  Janelle is curling her hair.  Will and Boogie are doing dishes.  All are speculating on why they're recording goodbye messages so early.  They think Boogie's right, that the show's ending early,  but also are thinking that someone's coming back from sequester as a HUGE twist or that someone's getting to leave the house for awhile and has to tape now because they'd be gone for the taping.

Erika told Janie are speculating that Tuesday's show is live. Janie thought that made no sense so Erika told her that Alison used her PoV and evicted her all in one fell swoop.  Janelle seemed amazed.

2:30PM BBT:  Janelle goes to the DR and requests board games.  Her favorite is Monopoly. 

3:00PM BBT:  Suitcases are in the SR and Will, Erika and Janelle must pack.  Erika borrows "Something cute to wear to see Julie tomorrow."  They continue trying to figure out the schedule. 

4:41PM BBT  Outdoor LD is over.  They go into the SR to find that BB has given them some board games and a bead craft kit.  One game is called  "Liars Dice" and  Will complains about something else they got (a toy plane maybe?) saying it sucks.  Janelle and Erika want to play Liars Dice. The HG thought they might be getting a smaller sized table but they didn't.  Will says if you are on the net never buy  "Tough Bird Spitfire Flyzone" FotH

Will and Janelle want to play Liars Dice. Will says the other game, the pig dice game is not fun. Will says he wants to build the plane and have Boogie set it on fire so he can launch it over the wall. Boogie says he's not too into pyrotechnics. Will says to get ready because he is about to be. Will takes his little toy plane outside and promptly launches it on the roof where it gets stuck. Will yells "This sucks!" just like a little boy.

Boogie is being cranky and doesn't want to play liar's dice but they talk him into it. Will reads the directions out loud (I think the game is pretty much like liar's poker that you play w/a dollar bill only you use dice instead of dollars). They decide the game is too complicated and no one wants to play anymore but they decide to give it a go.   Will is really whining that the game isn't fun and doesn't make sense. [I guess he's never played liar's poker because it is fun and is a perfect game for the kind of situation they are in -dumblonde].

Will goes to get the pig dice game that he says sucks just so he can show them how sucky it is. They are rolling the pig dice (& OK, the pig game does suck). They are going to all 4 go to the DR and complain to BB that they want better games. Will breaks one of the games for no reason. Will starts reading the history of the pig dice game aloud. Boogie gets annoyed and asks him to please quit reading aloud.

They all four go to the DR so we have empty feeds.  I hear a BB female voice say "Hi" and then FotH.

After a brief FoTH we are back to Erika playing with her bead set and the other children are nowhere to be seen.

The 3 others come back and I think the reason they don't have many games to choose from is copyright issues (odd I would think it would be free advertising for the manufacturers and they would want it). Will says BB is thinking about letting them watch a movie tonight but he's not allowed to talk about it.

Boogie goes to HoH to listen to music, Erika is playing with her bead set, Janelle is brushing her teeth,  and Will is still complaining.

6:50PM BBT:  Janelle, Will  and  Erika are outside.  Janelle went inside to change so she can walk. Will is going to lift weights.

As soon as Janelle left Erika says "Looks like you've got her wrapped"  Will:  "It happens"   Erika:  "She didn't really think you were going to final two did she?"  Will:  "People get pretty close quickly in this house,  she needed attention and I needed attention,  we have a lot fun together."   Erika: "You don't have real feelings for her do you?"  (Erika is asking all this really snotty)  Will: "I adore Janelle,  she's hilarious."   Erika: "Really?"  Will:  "I adore her,  don't you think she's funny?"  Erika: "What is Erin going to think of this?"   Will: "I don't think she's going to be happy."   Erika:  "What are you going to do when you get out?"  Will:  "I think we will all have things to re-assess when we leave here."   Erika: "You will have things to re-assess too?"   Will:  "We all will, I'm just trying to keep things simple and I'll take a couple weeks when I get out of here and see where things are."   Erika: "I definitely think this is a difficult game to play with a significant other on the outside. "   Will:  "Tell me about it"

Right after this conversation Will went inside to find Janelle.  He tells Janelle about the conversation and says Erika is totally trying to goad him into saying something about Janelle that she can run back to Janelle with.  Will says he didn't give her anything.

Will and Janelle back outside and Erika is inside packing.  Will and Janelle walking and discussing Erika and her butt kissing.  Janelle thinks she's weird.

Which HG once tried to win sympathy by making everyone think he was dying of leukemia? Evil Dr. Will in BB2

7:45PM BBT:  Will and Boogie are walking out back talking game. Discussing what to do to get to final two.  Will says that Janelle can get in the "zone" and will hold on to a key like it's her life. We need to cuddle her.  Boogie: "We can take this gangster." [Oh my]   and say every man for himself.  Boogie basically wondering why Janelle would get confrontational during last HoH.  Will says when Janelle knew Erika was coming after her she won these things.

Will:  "If she wins this, could I flirt her into taking me?  Yes, but I wouldn't.  I would convince her to take you."

8:00PM BBT:  Erika and Janelle in the gym.  Erika telling Janelle that Chill Town is going to gang up on her.  Erika promises something on her family.  Erika says she would hate to see herself leave 4th and Jan leave 3rd again.  She says Will is a doctor and can win these competitions but has been throwing them.  She tells Janelle she can't beat him once he tries.  Erika says Chill Town has pitted the two of them together and she is offering Janelle a deal to send Chill Town to the jury house and for them to go to final two.   Erika says she is not a scumbag player and she is fine with winning $50K.  Erika says she doesn't want Chill Town to get to the final two because they don't NEED the money.

Erika says for Janelle to think about how Will never slept in the same bed with her until she won the PoV. Janelle says she would feel guilty sending Will home.  Erika tells Janelle that Will called her a slut on national TV and she shouldn't feel guilty to kick him out.  Erika says she is a 36 year old woman and she has seen it all.

LAUGH OF THE DAY ALERT: Erika says she is pretty knowledgeable about guys.

Erika says for them to stop going after each other and go after Chill Town.  Janelle says she feels bad because she already told Will he was safe.  Erika said at first she wasn't even going to say anything but Chill Town is out there talking about the finale and it was making her so mad. Erika says she will fucking kick Boogie out. She says Chill Town has played them both and she is sick of it.  Janelle doesn't want Boogie to scream at her if she evicts Will. Erika says fuck Boogie,  Boogie doesn't want Will here either because he knows he can't beat Will.  Erika keeps saying come on Janelle, let's do it.  Erika says they will have to vote for you.

Erika says he's not on your side Janelle. Then she throws the dreaded "wait til you watch the tapes" in. Erika says she would hate to see what Chill Town is saying about them in the DR.

Erika and Janelle go out to smoke and Erika continues her "I want 2nd place" campaign. She says Will and Boogie don't NEED the money . Erika says Chill Town thinks both of them are a joke. Erika says she is just being honest. Erika says she can't beat Jan in the comps and Jan points out that she has won several comps.

Erika tells Jan if she would have won the POV Will was going home. Jan says CT told her Erika was evicting Jan blah blah blah. Janelle has not agreed to anything.  [still the thought of Erika staying has me terrified because I cannot stand to look at her in her stupid assed sunglasses or listen to her whiney pleading voice for 1 more day. I can't, I just can't.  -dumblonde]

Erika is into the 3rd telling of her pleading, promising, dogging Chill Town, swearing on her life, swearing on her mother's life schtick again. Janelle shakes hands with Erika and says they have a deal for them to take out CT and go to final two. Janelle says Will is going to hate her. BBchic did a  detailed transcript,  Read it here. 

9:00PM BBT:  Boogie says if Janelle votes Will out he will piss in her face. Will says you have lost your mind dude. Boogie says he will turn into a fucking animal. He says he will pimp slap both those bitches. Boogie is trying to rile Will up. He says this is our fucking show and those bitches think they are going to steal it from us. Will says if Janelle tells him tonight that she isn't sleeping with him in the Red Room then he knows it's wrap city for him. Will says you never know Jan may tell him Erika talked his ear off and it was all BS. Boogie says yeah but better to be prepared for the worst.

Will says he is going to go to Janelle and tell her that he thinks they can make a run at the Amazing Race together. Boogie says for Will to lie to Janelle and tell her they are friends with Rob and Amber and Romber got paid $75K just for appearing on TAR plus their 2nd place prize money.  Will says he is going to play up that he and Janelle are the Rob and Amber of BB.  They decide to go in and cook dinner.

10:00PM BBT:  (Highlights from the last Hour)  Will goes to Janelle on the couch in the bathroom and starts questioning her about her conversation with Erika in the exercise room. She brushed it off by saying that they talked about sequester and boyfriends.  Will mentioned that he came in at one point thinking that Janelle was alone in there and he was going to work out with her but Erika said "give us a few minutes." He asked what that was about because it seemed like they were talking about game. Janelle said that they talked a little bit but she just told Erika that she was evicting her.

Will decides he wants patty-melts for dinner and they move out to the kitchen with Boogie to make dinner.  

Erika in the pool splashing loudly which made conversation on the other feeds difficult on quad.
However, what I could get from the conversation between Chill Town and Janelle was they were questioning her about Erika a little, she told them basically what she told Will. She casually mentioned to Will that Erika said he called her a slut to see what his response would be. He tried to brush it off saying Erika was lying... Janie looked like she wasn't buying... then Boogie says,  "well 'slut' sounds like 'she's got guts'"  [I think this is pretty self-explanatory but there can be absolutely no way that Janelle would buy BS like that and if I were in her position I would believe Erika... incidentally Janelle still didn't look like she was buying it and she kind of clammed up a bit -bigboyfan]

Erika comes in from swimming and in the bathroom mirror says, "I look like I just got hit by the ugly truck."

Janelle and Erika ended up on the couches in the BY. I missed the conversation, but I caught the tail end and I believe that the general conversation was Janelle confirming with Erika about evicting Will and telling her about Chill Town questioning her about their conversation earlier.  Conversation stopped when Will/Boogie came out into the BY.

Now Will,  Janelle and Erika on the BY couches completely silent. Boogie playing pool by himself... correction, he just informed them that he is playing "speed pool" which means you have to try to get in all the balls in the shortest amount of time.

One other side note: Boogie was complaining about having to clean up after himself and was saying how he wished that  "Chicken Chores"  was still there. Will remarked that out of all the people in the house, he really liked Chicken George.  Boogie asked why and Will said that it was because Chicken George was always upbeat, etc.

Is This the Turning Point For Big Brother 7?   11:35PM BBT:   Will and Janelle are in the big bed whispering again when Erika barges in on them and cheerful announces that when she went to the SR BB had left them a set of nine classic family games.  It includes backgammon, cribbage, and seven others.  She leaves and shortly after Will is called to the DR.  Erika swoops down on Janelle while she has some privacy and tries to cement the deal.  

Erika:  "I will help you get Boogie out, I am pissed, I am so hurt right now. Don't let them get to the final two."
Janelle:  "Should I tell him?"
Erika:  "No, don't tell him. its best not to."
Janelle:  "Oh God."
Erika:  "Just say this is for Marcellas and Howie, they will see that. Let's not let them fucking win. Don't let them embarrass us any more Janelle, we have Voting power. I can't believe Boogie said that they are fucking using us, lets not let them get away with it."
Janelle:  "You don't think.."
Erika:  "Janelle look at me , why is that he never slept in the same bed with you until you won PoV? Janelle look at me I have been on this planet for 35 years I have been played by a lot of guys. Don't you see they're playing us?"
Janelle:  "I don't know. I've never been played by a guy before."
Erika:  "The internet is begging you to do this."
Janelle: (She looks at the camera and says)  "You are? Will you guys start a thread at Survivor Sucks: 'What should Janie do?'"
Erika:  "Don't be fooled, he is a doctor he is charismatic and smart. he said she needs to go she is ruining my life, he said that to me."
Janelle:  "I Believe you. Promise me you will take me to final two."
Erika:  "I promise you, I'm so pissed, I promise you, I promise you, is not know what else to do, they will pull out all the stops, that's what they are planning on, Janelle we have got to do it.
Janelle:  "Oh man. Let them think the girls are stupid."
Janelle asks Erika how she is acting.  "I'm acting like I'm pissed I'm leaving."
See the Video  

Midnight:  Will is teaching Janelle how to play backgammon.  12:30AM, Erika joins them and they play Chinese checkers.  Boogie is in the HoH room listening to music.  1:00AM  Will and Janelle are in bed, pretty quiet there,  Erika stepped out for a cigarette, Mike's still in his room.  1:30AM  Will and Janelle are asleep, Erika's in bed (downstairs, as in alone) , but seems wide awake.  Mike's still awake listening to music. 

It's All Over For Chill Town!

2:30AM BBT:  Janelle goes outside for a cigarette and Erika comes out and joins her.  They start comparing notes,  and how they were both told they're the only female members of Chill Town.  Janelle:  "I wish we would've voted out Boogie last week."  Erika: "We both fucked up."  Janelle: "I can't believe I voted out Marcellas. I'm so stupid."  Erika:  "You can make it right by voting out Will."  Janelle keeps saying she doesn't want to be embarrassed on National TV.    Erika keeps repeating, "Oh I hate them so much. Oh I hate them. Let's get even with them."  Janelle keeps saying she's on board with this and smiles and shakes her head saying, "Oh I'm embarrassed."   "Let's trick 'em" Janelle says.  Erika:  "The last thing Josh said to me was, 'Don't let Will win.'"  "They never thought we'd come together and tell each other stuff."  Erika tells Janelle,  Janelle says, "You couldn't he never left me alone to talk to anyone else."  See the Video   3:15AM BBT:   "I can't believe I was had by a couple of fucking boys."  Erika says.  3:20AM BBT:  I think Janelle really is on board with Erika,  they're both discussing how they were supposed to split the money and invest in Dolce.  If Janelle ever had any doubts,  she now knows what Erika is telling her is true. 

3:30AM BBT:  Will's radar must have gone off, he goes out to the BY,  he finds Erika and Janelle talking they said they were just so bored they were talking to the internet,  "Hi Jokers [Updates.com]"  Just before Will came out she was saying that the internet must be having a felid day with this,  that the dumb girls finally caught on.   Will doesn't stay,  and they continue saying how they can't believe they were played.  See the Video [Thanks KatyDidIt]

3:45AM BBT:  Erika's inside,  Will's come out to be with Janelle, "Was Scrubika being nice to you?"  "Uh huh, she's OK..."  Janelle answers.  Will says "You're all jacked up for some reason. Do you have something to tell me?" Janelle tells him she doesn't have anything to tell him.  Erika returns and the three of them sit there being pretty quiet.

4:45AM BBT:  Erica, Will and Janelle sitting on couch outside for 5-10 minutes without saying a word.  Erica gets up and leaves while Janelle and Will are giggling and whispering.  Will tells her she seems really confident then asks her to go to bed.  Janelle says she is not tired but they go inside wash up then head to bed. They’re in bed together and things seem a little different that they have been over the last few days.  Will asks Janelle to tell him a story but she says she doesn't have anymore.  Will is explaining how he is really different in real life then he is on the game and Janelle says she thinks she knows him and that she is who she is.  Will says he is becoming the person he portrays on the show and he hopes after the show they can get to know each other as friends and see where that goes.  Janelle tells him she is sure they will.  They talk of eviction time and why do they all have suitcases.  Janelle asks,  “Who do you want to come back?”  Will says,  “Chicken George”  and Janelle says,  “Howie.”  Will says Howie is her pet and makes fun of Howie a little. 

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