the big brother blog project

August 26, 2006

DumBlog take one...

9:00AM BBT Boogie's up for a quick pee then back to bed. They're still asleep.

10:19AM All's still quiet in the BB house except for a random snore or fart here & there.

10:24AM Dani is up & starts her day with fresh batteries from the SR. Then she's off to the kitchen to do her chores.

10:42AM Will is up & joins Dani in the BY for some morning chat. Meanwhile Erika sleeps through a huge, long Boogie fart in the HoH bed. Will says next week everything is OK as long as CG doesn't win an HoH. At some point CG has joined the land of the wakey wakey.

11:25AM Erika is up. Her & Dani hanging out in the kitchen speculating that today's comp must be a night-time POV since BB didn't wake them up. CG joins them & says he has gained some weight but is still under 200LBS. He says "now that he can eat" he is going to incorporate some exercise into his days so he won't gain the weight back. (I know they won a slop pass for CG at the luxury comp. I wonder if it was a permanent get off slop pass) CG samples Dani's bacon & says mmmmmm.

Cooking tip from Dani: she adds oil to her bacon when frying because that makes it extra crispy

11:49AM CG says his official days on slop count was 29 (sounds like he is off slop for good) 11:52AM An undisguised female BB voice comes on & tells the kitchen gang that they are about to begin a LD so if there is anything they want from outside to go get it. Talk of how they can't have vegis in their omlettes because they gave up vegis for the week to get CG the slop pass. CG is very appreciative. Erika says "Georgie, I would have give up vegis for a year just so you could eat for the rest of the summer".

12:04PM BBT short Around 12:12PM BB officially announces they are on indoor lockdown. Janelle gets up for a quick potty trip & goes back to bed where her & Will do a little whispering in the dark. 12:38PM Dani & Erika talk of past game events & the way Howie went out. Will & Boogie alone eating breakfast. Boogie & Will laughing over how last night Boogie steered Erika to the realization that if Will wins the veto & takes off CG then she could put up Dani, who would think she was safe. Then they could vote out Dani. NEWSFLASH: Will & Boogie are actually studying house events for future comps. Boogie asks Will if he has any delusions of grandeur & thinks that he can make it to the end without Boogie. Will says absolutely not.

Around 1PM Will & Boogie are alone in the exercise room having a major strategy pow wow. The key is Dani must go this week. Will says if Dani goes they are golden. If CG wins HoH he will prob nom Boogie & Janelle & Janelle will go. Boogie says one good thing about Danielle is that she will vote for the best player in the end. Will says fuck the jury, to worry about being final 2 & quit worrying about the jury. Will told Janelle to make nice w/Erika so she went up last night & told her she wanted revenge on CT. Erika said OK but never told Boogie so they are concerned about Erika's loyalty. Boogie says he is concerned about the banana (money split) on the back end. Will says not to say any more about that. Boogie is still worrying about jury votes. Will tells him to forget it 100% because the best you can hope for is to be in the final 2 & answer questions well in the end. Will says he thought about it for 2 hours last nite & anyway they get rid of Danielle puts them in a good spot. If Erika wins POV they don't think she will trump her own noms. Will tells Boogie to quit farting in bed & do what you gotta do to make it happen. Boogie says it won't take much cause "she's in love dude". Will says to tell Erika that if it gets down to final 3 tell her Will will leave. Will says now they are on the same page so they shouldn't discuss it anymore.

(the no more talk is short-lived) Will says if Dani goes they are final 3 for sure. He says the key is a 2-parter, 1st they win POV tonight, 2nd Boogie has to romance the hec out of Erika. Boogie says he doesn't know how Erika is so into him & he's not that kinda guy but Erika is WAY into him for some reason. Will tells him to use it & become Lance Showmance. He tells Boogie to start holding Erika's hand & show her affection in front of the other HG at least twice a day. Will tells Boogie there is no way they are not going on the Amazing Race together.

1:23PM BBT

1:35PM CG has joined CT in the exercise room.

Meanwhile, da-da-dah-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaaa.....
buh-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bummmmm.....
we've got dueling banjos backstabbing plots going on in the BB House.

Dani & Erika still hanging out in HoH. Dani is laughing at Will's "sorry" speech when James left. She says she's not stupid & didn't fall for it. They both say Will has got to go. Danielle says BB3 Dani is back & the nice Dani is gone. Erika asks if they should keep Janelle around. Dani says no because she makes Will strong. Erika says Will needs to go because he makes Boogie strong also but that either one can go & they are interchangeable. Erika says she's not stupid. She knows it's Bros before Hos & she can never get between CT.

They would like the chance to get Janelle on their side but they can't get her away from CT long enough to talk to her. Brief then back to Dani saying she can't be nice & honorable any more Dani from BB3 is back blahblahblah. Dani tells Erika she is taking her to final 2 no matter what. Dani says that CT truly believes everything she says but she is just scumbagging them. Dani says she has been working CT. Again with the Dani from BB3 is back blahblah. They think that Will won't try to win this HoH & Dani is going to work on Boogie to make him think he is safe so he will throw it too.

2:21PM Boogie & Will working CG for their side in the exercise room. They can't believe they will be on LD for the whole day & they think the competitions will be bigger now that there are fewer HG. Still no sign of Sleeping Beauty Janelle.

3PM Erika & Danielle (the new Waffle Alliance) continue their schemefest...Erika says Boogie wants Janelle gone but Will doesn't care because Janelle isn't a threat to him. Erika thinks that if they keep CT that CT will target Janelle & not them. They also think it would be better to keep Janelle over CG because then she will target CT. The decide Will & Boogie are the Rob & Amber of BB7 & Will must go. They decide Janelle must go for sure. Then Danielle says they should squash the feud & align with Janelle to get Will out. Then they say Janelle is dangerous & they have to get rid of her. They will now def get rid of Janelle as long as she doesn't win POV.

3:13PMDani seriously thinks that she can get CT to throw the HoH to her this week because "she is very convincing" (haha) Dani messes her hair up & says she will go tell everyone she has been asleep up in the HoH this whole time. She walks downstairs & tells everyone she has been sleeping for hours & "what time is it?". She can't believe it is so late (thus guaranteeing herself a straight-up nomination for worst acting in a Reality Show)

3:20PM Janelle is finally up! Talk of what future BB prizes may be. CG says a car? Will says they will be lucky to get some Crest® Whitening Strips. Will wants everyone, even CG, to start calling him Dr. Delicious in the DR. 3:42PM They are making bunless turkey burgers & Janelle is attempting to make waffles (waffles will be tough since they can't have bread or dairy today) Will asks Janelle how she made the waffles. She says she used 5 ingredients; flour, half & half, water, eggs, & sugar (uhhh last time I checked half & half was cream & milk but ignorance of dairy is bliss in the BB house)

4PM Plan "Lance Showmance" is in full swing. Boogie is laying with Erika on the balcony outside HoH telling her about his life & what he gave up to be on the show. Will & Janelle come up & join them but Boogie keeps looking into Erika's eyes & acts no one else is there. Talk changes to VC Andrews book & other authors the girls read in high school.

4:15PM CG is on his hands & knees, wearing a sombrero, cleaning the shower. I forgot to mention but at some point today CG told Will & Boogie that he has been struck by lightning. (to me this ensures that CG will not win BB because they say lightning never strikes twice ) 4:31PM Janelle says she thinks her boob came out of her top this morning when she said good morning to Will. Will says "60 days of not seeing anyone naked & the next thing you know your are getting a boob alarm. Trust me that's how you wanna wake up in the BB house". Janelle asks if he really saw it & Will says he didn't. Will gets called to the DR. When he comes out he says that BB will give them a 2 hour warning before the POV starts.

4:58PM CG, Will, & Janelle at the dining table playing Gin.

5:25PM We get some funny camera shots from BB (who knows if this stuff ever means anything). They zoom in on the rolls of toilet paper in the bathroom & then on the "occupied" door sign & then back on the toilet paper (Are they trying to tell us something? Does someone need a square? Can anyone spare a square? ).

Then on the HG picture wall they zoom in on Boogie's picture, then Janelle's picture, then back & forth between those 2 pics several times. Then they back off. Then they zoom in on Boogie's pic, then Erika's pic, then they zoom in on a blue bottle of something, maybe shampoo?, in the bathroom (on another feed). They keep going back & forth between the Boogie & Erika pic on one feed while zooming in & out on the blue bottle over & over again on the other feed. Then they zoom to the B&W pic of Kaysar & all the crazy zooming stops for a sec. Then it's zoom to Boogie's pic then CG then back & forth between those 2 while the blu bottle zoom continues. Then during the blue bottle zoom then zoom in on Danielle, in person, standing in the kitchen. Dani joins the card game at the dining table & they keep zooming back & forth between Boogie's pic & Danielle's actual face.

Meanwhile in the HoH room, Erika is sitting on the bed talking to us feeders thru the camera (she must think we care). She says she losing her mind & asks what she should do. She continues her monologue while rolling around on the bed like a loon. She is now talking to a pink teddy bear saying that Will can't win the POV, he just can't. She then tells Mr. Bear that Will or Boogie must win HoH next week, they just have to.

Card game ends. Will gives Janelle a pep talk for the POV. Janelle tells Danielle about flashing her boob this morning & she is scared the internet got to see it. Janelle says Will told her Maggie got married & her BF, now hubby, isn't very attractive. Talk of how James is really a good guy & funny out of the house but he was just to high strung during the game. They make fun of the internet viewers & Janelle tells all the haters to "Eat a dick".

Around 6:20PM Will & Erika discussing how BB is depressing. Will says you can't be cut off from family & friends for this long & deprived of sunlight during the day & not get depressed. Erika says it is torture. Will says it is like jail, jail with beer. Erika says "& no sex". They say you get sex in jail. Dani says she caught Boogie masturbating in the bathroom today.

Will talks of Erin & he hopes she hasn't dumped him. He says if she does doing BB will be the worst decision he has ever made. he says if she stays with him during this low point then he knows they are meant to be together.

(man if the they are going to get a 2 hour warning for the POV, I haven't heard it, so I guess the comp is going to be kinda late)

7PM I think BB is testing the resolve of all quad watchers tonight. For the past 20-30 minutes, CG has been in the HoH bathtub making these irritating splashy noises nonstop & the sound is up really loud on that feed (thanks BB) Otherwise, nothing much going on.

Will says at 6:30 they told him the POV would be in 2 hours so that's still about 1-1/2 hours away.