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             And the fun has
            begun! 
            Morty's Reports From September 2001! 
            This archived report is from my
            daily updates written in 2001. 
            The links within the summaries may no longer work. 
            
              
                
                  | Saturday,
                    September 1, 2001:
                    Nicole Gets Her Banner | 
                 
                
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                     Nicole said she'd leave
                    if she didn't get a banner from her husband Jeff.  She
                    came up with the secret code of the name of the company that
                    remodeled her kitchen.  Today a banner flew over the
                    house:  YOU N STAY TORMENT W FOR ME
                    CSI+    CSI is the cabinet maker that did
                    their kitchen, Nicole knew it was from Jeff.  She spent
                    about fifteen minutes talking to the cameras in the diary
                    room,  hoping that Jeff will see/hear it.  There's
                    not much conversation going on, no one really likes each
                    other enough for chit-chat. 
                     
                    Nicole:  [to Will] "Am I bothering you?" 
                    Will: "No, not at all." 
                    Nicole:  "What a shame."
                     Quote of the Day: Will
                    on the subject of his last girlfriend: 
                    "She dumped me. She said I didn't pay enough attention
                    to her,  something like that.. I didn't really hear
                    because I wasn't paying attention."  | 
                 
                
                  | Sunday,
                    September 2, 2001:
                    House Guests Get Company | 
                 
                
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                     The 
                    "Survivor" cast members, Jeff Varner,  Alicia
                    Calaway,  Sue "Trucker" Hawk and Gervase
                    Peterson were brought into the house today for a slumber
                    party to be aired Wednesday, September 5th at 8pm.  The
                    Big Brother guests do not know how long they will be
                    staying.  Hardy is very suspicious. He questions them
                    about why they brought only one bag and why they have so few
                    clothes. Gervase says they have other stuff and they were
                    told to reserve one week out of their time.  Nicole
                    cooked a chicken dinner for all the guests and made
                    sangria.  Will invited the guests to the hot
                    tub. Sue: "No thanks, I'm warm and dry and it
                    feels good."  Hardy traded his waterbed to Jeff
                    for two cigarettes.  Hardy  asked the Survivors
                    how he should go about getting an agent.  Alicia signed
                    with same agency as Tiger Woods.  Gervase: "What
                    are you going to do when you get out?"  Nicole:
                    "Fuck my husband!"  
                     Jeff  works for a TV station in LA
                    where he reports on Big Brother and interviews evicted
                    houseguests. Jeff always broadcasts his BB segments from The
                    Belly Lounge (Boogie's Bar). He's good friends with Boogie
                    and Shannon.  He's also doing lots of one on one
                    time,  and asking questions, especially of Monica, as
                    if he's gathering information for his show.   Jeff
                    sent out a message to Bunky saying "Hi Bunky, I'm sorry
                    your not here.  I was hoping to meet you.  I saw
                    the weight lose it was great, you should have really shaved
                    your back."  Will asks Jeff if he has met his
                    brother and Jeff says he has. Will is really thrilled by
                    it.  Will says "So Shannon and my brother are
                    cool?" And then Gervase says "The last time I saw
                    them, Shannon and your brother were REAL cool." 
                    Will is pondering this information. 
                     Nicole asks Jeff if he's watched much of the
                    show, Jeff says "I've seen it all."  
                    Jeff says, "When you get away from here Nicole, 
                    you'll probably name your first child Will." 
                    Nicole says, " I'm not having a first child.  I'm
                    a person with feelings and compassion and he's an
                    android"   Her face is stiff with contained
                    rage. "I wouldn't name my toe nail clippings after
                    him."
                     Frankly, the Big Brother gang were not very
                    good hosts.  They were, at times,  rude and
                    impolite.  When Jeff said he had a waterbed when he was
                    a kid, and would like to sleep in one again, Nicole said
                    "You've got money, buy one
                    motherfucker."   Hardy also made crude jokes
                    and comments that generated awkward silences.  These
                    people have very few social skills.  At one point
                    Nicole tells Jeff that she hopes to get her own cooking show
                    and Gervase warns her that she better start watching her
                    language if she wants her own show.
                     The Big Brother guests traded some clothes
                    and pictures with the Survivor guests.  Sue offers
                    Nicole her hat.  Nicole:  "I don't want that!
                    Don't you have a shirt or something?" Sue offers her a
                    Tommy Boy muscle shirt and Nicole gives Sue a Hollywood
                    Harley shirt.   Nicole wants  Gervase's
                    shorts.  Gervase offered her the shorts and then
                    decided against giving them to her. She  jokingly
                    yelled at him. He threw her a t-shirt and she jumped on his
                    back and gave him a big hug.  Will gave Jeff a picture
                    to give to Shannon of him and Bunky.
                     Monica: "The next three weeks are going
                    to be interesting." 
                    Sue: "You think you going to be here?" 
                    Monica: [Nods her head and quietly says] "Yeah!"
                     Quote of the Day:  Nicole:
                    "I require a lot of physical contact. I'm afraid to
                    have sex when I get out of here, I haven't gone this long
                    without sex since I was 17"
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                  | Monday,
                    September 3, 2001:
                    Alone Again, Naturally and Then it Snows | 
                 
                
                  The 
                    "Survivor" guests departed today at 11:30
                    (BBT). Hardy:  "Are you showered and
                    fresh?"  Jeff:  "No, I didn't
                    shower."  Hardy:  "This is not Survivor,
                    we do have a shower here."  Jeff:  "I
                    don't take my clothes off for anyone's camera! I'm leaving
                    in an hour to go move so it doesn't matter." 
                    Will:  "One time we had to go in and operate to
                    get a vibrator out of dude's asses, it's nasty.... one time
                    it was a mag flashlight, we pulled it out and it was
                    on."  Jeff:  " Wait a minute, I missed
                    something here. You had to operate on someone to remove a
                    vibrator from his ass?"  Alicia: "What's it
                    called when you put a gerbil in your ass? There's a name for
                    it?" 
                    Hardy:  "Fucked up?"    The
                    scariest piece of information given to the houseguests was
                    from Jeff.  He told them they're all being portrayed on
                    TV exactly as they are.  I don't think Hardy and Nicole
                    were happy to hear that.   Each Survivor was paid
                    $8,000 for staying in the house overnight.   Hardy
                    discovered that Jeff hid his toothbrush.  They all
                    hugged before leaving, Hardy: "It's still hard for us
                    to believe we are on a TV show."  Sue: "It
                    was dropped long ago."
                    After the cast from Survivor left, the
                    HGs got their "America's Choice" prize today, a
                    snow storm in the backyard.  The HGs had fun playing in
                    the snow for a few hours.  | 
                 
                
                  | Thursday,
                    September 6, 2001:
                    Will Votes Out Hardy | 
                 
                
                   As
                    seen on live TV, Will voted Hardy out of the Big Brother
                    house, leaving himself, Monica and Nicole as the final
                    three.  The final Head-of-House competition is in three
                    parts.  Part one was shown on the live broadcast and
                    ended with Will winning,  there are two more parts,
                    that will determine who will be the final HoH.  This
                    HoH will select the housemate he, or she, wants sitting
                    beside them for the final vote by the evicted guests the
                    will determine the Grand Prize winner of the $500,000. | 
                 
                
                  | Saturday,
                    September 8, 2001:
                    Food Challenge & More | 
                 
                
                  
                    
                      
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                           Disco
                          Inferno Enters the Ring 
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                    Last night the guests were trying to stump Big Brother
                    (John) with TV and movie trivia.  John's pretty good,
                    he could start a web site...   
                    While the guests prepare for their latest food
                    challenge--    
                    I saw something I thought was interesting.  Before
                    Nicole married Jeff, she went with WCW pro wrestler Disco
                    Inferno.  
                    The challenge:  The girls are excited, it's a
                    shopping theme!  Will read directions:  They each
                    get 2 baskets and get to fill 1 food basket, 1 luxury
                    basket. Then when their baskets are filled, they have to
                    hold the baskets out to the sides, and then keep it between
                    the height of their hips and their waists for 90
                    seconds.  
                    If they hold the baskets
                    for 30 seconds longer, they get 1 more item for each basket.
                    Included are luxury prizes which are wrapped - some good
                    some bad.   They all did very well, although
                    Monica didn't even try to win the extra item.  They
                    took turns unwrapping.  Nicole got a wallet, a
                    shirt,  a mouse in a box puppet, something from
                    DiscoverKids, lava lamp-ish, a picture frame (she thought it
                    was the DVD player), the game "Whiplash" and a
                    large gold necklace, a bracelet, Monika got N'sync earrings,
                    semi-precious jewelry kit (ages 8+),  a bracelet, a
                    party purse, a personal spa kit (lotions, candles, soap,
                    etc.), an electronic voice changer and a Palm
                    Pilot.   Will got a glass ball with rocks or
                    something in it, a mini metal detector, Diva soap (he
                    thought it was going to be a digital camera "I already
                    got a metal detector, what else could a boy ask
                    for."),  a stuffed Polar Bear ("this is for
                    all ages") and a toy car just like the one Kent won.
                    .  He says the cash value of all his prizes so far is
                    $4.00.  Will's last prize is something good, Nicole
                    attacks him, it's the DVD player. he is thrilled now. 
                    Big Brother (Bill) 
                    says "Congratulations guys, We had as much fun watching
                    you open the presents as you did opening them." 
                    Nicole:  "I never win anything on this fucking
                    show. Oops I swore. I'm such a loser. I need a Xanax."
                     After the challenge, a
                    banner flew over the house:  "N2 WIN IF GOODY 2
                    SHOES/NO CUSS/4GIVE W"  | 
                 
                
                  | Sunday,
                    September 9, 2001:
                    A Quiet Day | 
                 
                
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                     Although Nicole is still
                    unhappy, everything's calm today, not much happened. 
                    Nicole went to the diary room where Big Brother (John) told
                    her to quit complaining, and she thinks that she doesn’t
                    complain much.  This goes on, and Will finally says
                    that he hopes she realizes how fortunate she is to be on the
                    show.  He says that they can stretch and hang out
                    today, and she can use his metal detector if she wants.
                     Monica and Will hang out in the backyard while Nicole
                    mopes in bed.  They seem genuinely happy for each
                    other.  When they finish a game of Backgammon, Will
                    goes to lay out. Monica is having a blast with her voice
                    changer.   Later they made jewelry from the kit
                    Monica won in yesterday's luxury challenge.  Will made
                    a bracelet for Big Brother (John). 
                     Some banners:   
                    “HAPPY N = WINNER / NO COMPLAINTS / CUSS” 
                    “N CHILL OUT & WIN / STOP CUSSING” 
                    “N HAVE MANY FANS – SMILE”
                     Nicole says that she has so many fans,
                    but they should quit wasting their money.  Will says,
                    “Now that’s a nice banner.”  | 
                 
                
                  | Monday,
                    September 10, 2001:
                    Still Quiet, Dull Even... | 
                 
                
                  | Everyone's
                    just hanging out, chillin'.   Will's still talking
                    about him and Shannon getting married,  I have no idea
                    whether there's any truth to it.  Nicole is still
                    complaining about just about everything.   Part of
                    the competition was completed today, what it was, and the
                    results are not being revealed.  Live feeds only had
                    audio, that indicated it was a race, scavenger hunt / eat a
                    PB&J sandwich, etc..  It does appear that Monica
                    didn't do well.  Keep in mind, it's a three part
                    contest, and she may have only lost the second part, 
                    we'll know a lot more tomorrow.  The winner of the HoH
                    gets to select who he/she wants with them for the final vote
                    by the evicted contestants.  So there's no clear
                    winner, but Will's been heard whistling "Leaving, on a
                    Jet Plane."  Part 3 of the HoH competition on
                    Thursday's show.  Nicole's mod improved when they got
                    their supplies and she found Pam cooking spray, lighters,
                    whitening toothpaste, and red wine that she's exchanging for
                    white. "I don't drink white wine, you think they'd know
                    that by now. I don't get it."   Will found
                    expensive hair conditioner (Aveda Cherry Almond Bark) he
                    says is $17 a bottle.   | 
                 
                
                  | Tuesday,
                    September 11, 2001:
                    Remember This Date? | 
                 
                
                  Big
                    Brother told the guests about today's news and treated them
                    to lunch from a sandwich shop. Monica was told that her
                    family is apparently fine, although a cousin was hurt and
                    taken to a hospital.  Krista was in-route to the Latin
                    Grammys in LA when her plane was re-routed to Baton
                    Rouge.  
                     
                    "I have a bunch of close friends in New York,"
                    says Will. "Now it would be nice to send a 60-second
                    message home."  
                     
                    Nicole seems to be the least fazed by the day's events,
                    pausing long enough from complaining about how the onions on
                    her sandwich were cut too thick to offer the summation,
                    "That's just stupid ... We're the United
                    States."  
                     
                    CBS has not returned calls as to how the news will affect
                    the remainder of the game, which is scheduled to end on
                    Thursday, Sept. 20, although tonight's broadcast will not be
                    shown. | 
                 
                
                  | Wednesday,
                    September 12, 2001:
                    No One Cares About BB on Day After | 
                 
                
                   Instead
                    of a daily re-cap, I've posted an interview with Nicole's
                    husband, Jeff.  Click
                    Here.    Monica was called to the diary
                    room. They have no news, but they wanted to let her know
                    that they are in touch with her family. They told her that
                    her well-being is more important than the game. (Monica's
                    cousin, Tam, is among this missing in New York).  Will
                    says that they need some information on how to handle
                    themselves Thursday. They don’t want to talk about having
                    fun in light of the tragedy. Nicole says that she feels
                    disrespectful. She would be glued to the TV and
                    morning.    | 
                 
                
                  | Thursday,
                    September 13, 2001:
                    Still In Limbo After 9-11 | 
                 
                
                  Will was
                    asked to make a statement about the terrorist attacks and
                    was told Monica and Nicole would be asked to do the same. 
                     
                    "I've been told people out there are concerned we
                    haven't been told about these events. We've been told some
                    things; though not the complete story. We want to send our
                    prayers and love out to the families of the victims." 
                     
                    Will then told Nicole and Monica that they could watch a
                    bunch of DVDs and they could pick as many as they want and
                    they'd be able to watch them whenever they asked. 
                     
                    Will also said Big Brother  told him tomorrow would be
                    a "Day of Remembrance." He said something like,
                    "I'm not sure how we are supposed to remember something
                    we don't really know much about but tomorrow's a 'Day of
                    Remembrance.'" 
                     
                    Nicole came out from her DR statement session. Will asked,
                    "How'd it go Nicole? Weird huh?" 
                     
                    Nicole responded, "I don't know just my usual five
                    minutes of rambling." 
                    
                     
                    What's to become of the
                    Big Brother contestants? 
                    Will was called into the diary room
                    and told that there may be no show on Thursday, and if there
                    is, the evicted houseguest would most likely not have family
                    members present.  Nicole was quite upset at the
                    pre-emption, remarking that the terrorism will hurt their
                    ratings. 
                    Meanwhile, CBS is contemplating ending
                    the game, taping it's conclusion for broadcast later. 
                     
                    My Take on This: 
                    Viewers are writing a lot of really nasty stuff about CBS,
                    and the lack of details given to the houseguests.  In
                    addition to my vast knowledge of television, I know a bit
                    about psychology too.  To be held captive in the Big
                    Brother house, and have full details of the terrorism
                    committed in New York and at the Pentagon, would be
                    devastating to these people.  Those of us with the
                    freedom to come and go as we please, watch the events of the
                    day,  feel helpless.  I know many people are out
                    jogging, walking, even shopping,  right now just to
                    work off the mental strain of the images we've seen. 
                    To give the people in the Big Brother house, the information
                    we have, without giving them the outlets we have,  and
                    the comfort we get from our family and loved ones, could be
                    very damaging.  I almost feel the houseguests having
                    been given a gift by being shielded from this grim
                    reality.  CBS is doing the right thing. 
                    Should the Game Continue? 
                    Yes.  President Bush has asked the nation to continue
                    with our lives.  Not giving the terrorists the
                    satisfaction of taking away the normalcy of our daily
                    lives.  After  36 hours of continuous
                    coverage,  I feel I know everything I can about what
                    happened.  I would appreciate seeing the return of
                    regular broadcasting, letting me know that life will return
                    to normal.  The grieving will continue, this is
                    something we may never get over, but life, and even TV will
                    continue.  | 
                 
                
                  | Friday,
                    September 14, 2001:
                    Getting Ready for a Live Show | 
                 
                
                  | As of
                    8:01 BBT,  Big Brother (Tracey) told Nicole they were
                    good to go for the live show.  They have been told that
                    there might not be family members there.  Will says
                    that he can’t imagine doing an HoH competition and
                    pretending that it’s fun. (I don't see why not, they
                    pretend it's fun every other week).  They are going to
                    rehearse at 2:00pm.   The house guests have been
                    given some new games, and they've been playing Monopoly most
                    of the day.  | 
                 
                
                  | Saturday,
                    September 15, 2001:
                    And Then There Was Two | 
                 
                
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                     The house
                    guests completed the Head of the House challenge, a house
                    guest was evicted, if you prefer finding out the results
                    during the special two-hour broadcast on Tuesday,  DON'T
                    CLICK HERE. 
                    Press Release 
                    NEW YORK, Sept. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- CBS has rescheduled
                    Saturday's (Sept. 15) previously announced broadcast of BIG
                    BROTHER 2 to Tuesday, Sept. 18, which will be a special
                    two-hour edition from 8:00 to 10:00 PM, ET/PT. 
                     
                    Tuesday's BIG BROTHER 2, featuring the eviction of one of
                    the three remaining Houseguests, will set the stage for
                    Thursday's live finale. 
                     
                    In lieu of BIG BROTHER 2 tomorrow night, CBS will broadcast
                    an additional episode of TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL from 9:00 to
                    10:00 PM, ET/PT. 
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                  | Tuesday,
                    September 18, 2001:
                    Big Brother Back On TV | 
                 
                
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                     As you
                    can see, there's been a few days without updates, because
                    nothing is going on in the house.  Will and Nicole have
                    been watching DVDs, Will's been playing with Legos®
                    and Tinker Toys®, so what
                    could CBS put on TV?  They did, what I think, was a
                    great show with interviews with all the evicted house
                    guests.  There were tid-bits in there that even I
                    didn't know.  It's been easy to keep track of Bunky,
                    Kent and Sheryl, they done several live chats on www.elitestv.com,
                    but the others...   The feeds were turned off when
                    Monica was evicted, so seeing the way Monica took it was
                    great,  she has a lot more class than I gave her credit
                    for.   
                    Now that
                    you've seen the interviews with the evicted house guests, do
                    you think Will will still win?  I do.  CBS has
                    done a good job of building suspense in a game where we've
                    got the spoilers from the live feeds. But Morty's money is
                    still on Will.  | 
                 
                
                  | Thursday,
                    September 20, 2001:
                    Will Wins The Big Prize | 
                 
                
                    
                    The winner of Big Brother 2 was selected by a vote of the
                    evicted house guests (like Survivor) .  Will won the
                    grand prize of $500,000, Nicole left with $50,000. | 
                 
                
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