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Morty,
I was watching "First Business" and wondered if the
anchorman "Larry Mathews" is the same Larry Mathews that played
Richie Petrie on "The Dick Van Dyke Show." He looks too old, but
I thought there was a law that two people on TV couldn’t have the same
name. If he isn't the same Larry, do you know what the "Richie"
from DVD is doing?
-Karl
Karl,
First, Larry Mathews of "First Business" is not the Larry
Mathews of DVD. Second, there is no law forbidding two people having
the same name; this is a common misunderstanding. The SAG
(Screen Actors Guild) requires that all its members have different and
unique stagenames (the name used in all credits, billing, and
introductions). Almost all productions on TV, film, and
stage are union, SAG productions. This assures audiences that when
they pay to see Bruce Willis, they get the Bruce Willis from the “Die
Hard” movies, and not the Yakima, Washington dentist.
Because stagenames are selected on a first come, first serve
basis, you may not be allowed to use your real name. This is
the case with Michael J. Fox, who had to add the middle initial to
distinguish himself from Michael Fox, a bit part actor who
registered his name before Michael J. Fox was even born. Larry
Mathews of FB is not a SAG member; should he become one, he'll
have to change his name or add an initial. Lastly, Larry
Matthews of DVD is married, gave up his stage name (his real name is Larry
Mazzeo), had worked as a stagehand and painter with IATSE (International
Alliance of Theater & Stage Employees), and now works as a as a Sales
Representative (and a damn good one, I'm told) for a Post Production
facility in Burbank, California.
(Thanks to Daniel Zealand for updating me on Larry's status.)
Dear Morty,
I remember watching a show once back in the 80's that had a
helicopter, two guys, and a genius. I think the helicopter was pink. Do
you know what show I'm talking about?
-Jack
Jack,
Picture it; 1983, Columbia/Raystar has a hit movie called “Blue Thunder.”
TV executives are sitting around trying to think up new ideas for the fall
TV season. CBS comes up with ”Airwolf” starring Jan-Michael
Vincent and Ernest Borgnine (lasted three seasons on CBS and an additional
season on the USA cable Network). ABC goes to the source and unveils
“Blue Thunder” starring James Farentino, Dana Carvey, Bubba Smith and
Dick Butkis (lasted one season). At NBC, the thinktank came up
with “Riptide” starring a pink Sikorsky helicopter called the “Screaming
Mimi” and a speedboat called “Ebbtide.” The series also
featured Perry King as Cody Allen, Joe Penny as Nick Ryder, and Thom
Bray as Murray “Boz” Bozinsky, the ex-army computer nerd and
electronics genius. This series lasted two and a half seasons.
Dear Morty,
What was the name of the Wonder Twins’ unremarkable monkey
sidekick?
-Lori
Dear Lori,
“The Wonder Twins” were part of the "The All-New Super Friends
Hour" (1977), and the continuing adventures of the Justice
League. The animated Saturday morning series began with the
adventures of Superman/Batman/Robin/Aquaman/Wonder Woman, paving the
way for “Wonder Dog” and “The Wonder Twins,” Zan and Jayna,
from the planet Exor. The two possessed shape shifting powers;
Zan could become any form of water or ice, while Jayna could assume the
shape of any animal. The “unremarkable” monkey that assisted the
duo was named Gleek.
Dear Morty,
What was the first movie to be made into a TV series?
-Brandon
Brandon,
The 1949 movie, "The Life of Riley", starring William Bendix,
became a TV series later that same year. It was the first big screen to
small screen transformation. William was to reprise his film role of
Chester A. Riley for the series he created on radio in 1943. When
the time came for the move to TV, William was tied up with movie
commitments (he had four movies released in 1949) and the role went to
Jackie Gleason (Jackie's first TV series). The audience didn't buy
Jackie as Chester A. Riley and the show was canceled. In 1953, NBC
gave "Riley" another chance, this time with William in the
role he created.
If you disqualify "Life of Riley" because it was on radio
first, then the prize goes to "Topper," which
debuted on CBS in 1956 with many of the same cast members as the 1937
movie.
Dear Morty,
The networks are driving me crazy! One week my favorite shows are
new, the next week they’re re-runs. When I was younger I don’t
remember them running re-runs except in the summer. When I channel surf,
all I see are commercials. Are there any statistics on how much TV is
entertainment versus how much is commercial, and are we getting less new
TV then we used to?
-Sabrina
Dear Sabrina,
I haven't seen any statistics, so I did my own research. I
timed 17 uncut half hour sitcoms from the 50's and 60's. They
averaged 25 minutes of program, including the credits. From the 50's
through the 70's, each series averaged 31 new episodes per
season. This equals roughly 13 hours of new programming per
series. I then timed 15 episodes of new half hour sitcoms.
They averaged 21.5 minutes, including the squashed credits.
Networks are only buying about 22 new episodes; this equals 8
hours of new programming per series, per year. This is 38% less than
in the 1960's. To fill in the gap, networks throw in
mid-season re-runs. For example: On a Thursday night NBC might
run a new episode of "Friends," a new "Single Guy," a
re-run of "Seinfeld," and a new "Suddenly
Susan." It's their belief that we'll watch the re-run of
"Seinfeld" since it's surrounded by new shows, and based
on the Neilson ratings, we do.
I can't begin to calculate the amount of advertising on now,
compared to the 60's -- there are just too many variables to take into
consideration. Before de-regulation, networks were limited in the
amount of commercials per hour. With the limits lifted, we got
shorter shows and the dreaded infomercial. On the plus side,
most local channels did not broadcast 24 hours a day. Today they do.
Also, when you throw into the mix the mid-season replacements which
increase the total amount of original programming, it gets too
difficult to calculate. You should also be warned that watching
"classic TV" does not give you back the missing six minutes per
hour. The syndicated versions of our favorite shows have been edited
down to today's 22 minute half hours. And please, let this be the
last question that requires math.
Dear Morty,
Is the Dunkin' Donuts guy the same guy that played Mr. Whipple on
the Charmin commercials?
-Frank
Frank,
Nope. The Dunkin' Donuts guy is Michael Vale, a bit part actor with
only two movie credits. The first was in 1957 when he played a cab
driver in "A Hat Full of Rain" with Eva Marie Saint. His
next film credit wasn’t until 1976 when he appeared in “Marathon Man”
as a jewelry salesman. {Despite these meager accomplishments, he has a
Bacon number of "2."}
Mr. Whipple was played by Dick Wilson. Dick’s credits are a
little more interesting. He worked steadily through the 60's in
character roles in many popular sitcoms. You may recognize him as
the drunk guy on "Bewitched," a role he reprised on the series
many times. Also look for Dick as Capt. Fritz Gruber, an
occasional role on "Hogan's Heroes."
The fact that I find most interesting about Dick can be found in his
very early TV credits. See if this show sounds familiar: An affable
guy has a TV show where he demonstrates home remodeling, he lives next
door to a guy named Wilson. "Home Improvement”? No, it’s
"The Better Home Show," predating Tim Allen's show by some
forty years. The show was hosted by former radio announcer Norman
Brokenshire. "Broke" would tackle topics from "How to
Build Cabinets Out of Orange Crates," to "How to Get the Bats
Out of Your Belfry." His TV neighbors Dick and wife Doreeen
Wilson would come over to assist. {Despite having many more credits than
Michael, Dick rates a "3" on the Bacon scale.}
Morty,
Who really played the back of Patty Duke’s head on her TV show?
-Kevin
Kevin,
Rita McLaughlin doubled for Patty & Cathy Lane, and was seen from the
back while Patty Duke faced the camera as either character. Rita was
the daughter of a wardrobe mistress at United Artists.
Dear Morty,
Was “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” on during prime time? How long
did it run?
-unsigned
Dear unsigned (if that is your name),
The camp soap opera parody, was the creation of Norman Lear,
who also brought us “All in the Family.” Norman was unable to
sell the networks on MH,MH; they all rejected it as being too
controversial. Norman sold it to local stations as a syndicated series in
1976. Most stations ran it after the 11 o’clock news, but it’s
possible your local station ran it during prime time. The series ran
two years. In 1980 CBS ran episodes of MH,MH packaged together with “Barnaby
Jones” and “Columbo” as part of its “Late Movie.”
The series starred Louise Lasser, Greg Mullavey, and Dody Goodman and
was the launching pad for “Fernwood 2-night.” The Martin Mull -
Fred Willard talk show satire, later called “America 2-night” was also
syndicated.
Morty,
Has Wilson on “Home Improvement” ever appeared in a show where
they show his face?
-Kurt
Kurt,
Earl Hindman plays Wilson on HI, the neighbor who’s face is always
hidden (maybe next season he’ll “come out”-- of hiding). Earl’s
been in a bunch of movies beginning with: “Three Into Two Won't Go”
(1969), “Who Killed Mary What's 'Er Name?” (1971), “The Taking of
Pelham One Two Three” (1974), “The Parallax View” (1974), and you
can see him as Beau Welles in “Greased Lightning” (1977). In the ‘80’s he appeared in the cult favorite “Silverado”
(1985) as J.T., in “Three Men and a Baby” (1987) as Satch, and
in the mini series "War and Remembrance" (1989) as Lt. Cmdr.
Wade McCluskey . These are just a few of his many “face”
credits. His voice turns up in commercials (KFC), and movies (“Talk
Radio “) almost as much as his face.
Dear Morty,
I was watching “Beauty and the Beast” with my daughter and I
know I’ve heard the voice of the beast. Who did it and what TV shows did
he do?
-Stephanie
Dear Stephanie,
Almost a movie question, Robby Benson (nee Segal) is the voice of the
beast and he’s done a lot of work with his voice as well as in front of
and behind the camera. Robby’s been working since the 70’s when
he landed the title role in “Jory” (1972); his performance
earned him a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actor, not a bad debut
. Robby worked steadily through the early ‘80’s in numberous TV movies
and feature films including: “Ice Castles” (1978) “The End”
(1978), “Ode to Billy Joe” (1976). Then he started having
trouble landing roles he wanted. Although in his 30’s,
Robby always looked like a teenager. He turned his attentions to
directing ("Thunder Alley" (1994), "Dream On" (1990) )
and producing (“Modern Love” (1990), “Die Laughing” (1980) ).
Robby still managed to find time to act in about two dozen more movies for
TV and in theatre as well as in voice overs; "Prince Valiant"
(1991), and “Beauty and the Beast “ (1991).
Morty,
I saw the guy who played Cameron in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”
on “Spin City.” This is the first time I’ve seen him on TV. Has he
done anything else or is he a one hit wonder?
-Tim
One hit wonder? I don’t think so, Tim. Alan Ruck,
who played Ferris Bueller’s buddy Cameron Frye, has been in a
dozen TV shows including: "Muscle" (1995) as Dr. Marshall Jones,
"Daddy's Girls" (1994) as Lenny , "Going Places"
(1990) as Charlie Davis, “First Steps” (1985) as Dave, “Hard Knox”
(1984) as Tyrone and has had guest appearances on: "The Outer
Limits," "Picket Fences," "Mad About You," and
"The Famous Teddy Z.” He has also been in several motion
pictures including last year’s mega-hit, “Twister.”

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